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When they’re filing the divorce papers and they get to the part where where it asks “Why,” the lawyer should staple this photo to the page.

More of the puppet and the puppet master after the jump.

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Aug 4, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 16 Responses
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Comments (16)

No. 1 April says:

thats actually scary.

Posted: Aug 4, 2007 at 5:01 pm
No. 2 celia says:

i guess her unhappiness might explain why Katie seems to have aged 20 years since marrying this dude.

Posted: Aug 4, 2007 at 6:39 pm
No. 3 Lori says:

Are you guys nuts? I think you’ve let your hatred for Tom cloud your judgement. Katie looks tired, not unhappy. Not to mention, when you have paparrazzi snapping your picutre every time you leave your house, they’re bound to get a bad photo of you now and again. How does that translate into divorce? You guys are a little bit scary.

Posted: Aug 4, 2007 at 6:57 pm
No. 4 evil twin says:

What’s scary is her vacant expression and the way he insists on leading her everywhere in that death grip. He doesn’t want to take the chance that she’ll make a break for it.

Posted: Aug 4, 2007 at 8:21 pm
No. 5 patty says:

Putting a twist on things aren’t you? Katie married her dream man, and is extatically happy, and has shown this and stated this many times..she and Tom adore Suri who is the most beautiful celebrity baby yet…so let them enjoy their marrital bliss in peace, and just keep posting for us thos happy family pictures…..sure beats the hell out of those skanky photo ops the jolie/pitts prearrange

Posted: Aug 4, 2007 at 9:28 pm
No. 6 scandelirious says:

All of these pictures freak me out. You might argue that she’s simply tired and possibly intoxicated in them (I know I can make some strange faces while drunk), but given the full scope of these people and this relationship, I’m more inclined to just be freaked the fuck out. This picture is especially interesting. But ah, who knows - maybe we’re looking too much into it?

Posted: Aug 4, 2007 at 9:32 pm
No. 7 Alycia says:

She looks stoned out of her mind.

Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 12:30 am
No. 8 April says:

umm.. its her facial expression thats scary. thats not a tired expression… it may be stoned.

Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 8:43 am
No. 9 jbonz says:

Isn’t vacancy like a job requirement for Stollywood harlots? Like a CDL for truck drivers-it shows you have the skills for the work.

Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 10:29 am
No. 10 evil twin says:

The Scientologists are coming, the Scientologists are coming! Nevermind, I think they’re already here.

Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 4:41 pm
No. 11 hannah says:

her eyes are all wonky

Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 6:01 pm
No. 12 celia says:

this is the way she used to look during her daily trips to Barney’s while pregnant. almost like she is completely hypnotized. i wonder how her parents are handling all of this?

Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 7:05 pm
No. 13 sar says:

augh! I had a momentary shock; I thought I had missed a real divorce announcement. which is worse - the fact that I was wrong or the fact that I was shocked before I realized I was wrong.

Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 10:26 pm
No. 14 Zelda says:

He would exaust me. His hyper energy, always on overdrive, schleping Katie behind like she’s a rag doll.

She has aged noticeably since she chose to immerse herself into the strange, creepy world of Tom Cruise.

Posted: Aug 6, 2007 at 5:07 am
No. 15 Kitchy says:

I’ve had a theory for a long time that she’s suffering from PPD. And we all know how good Tom is at treatment of PPD.

Posted: Aug 6, 2007 at 11:20 am
No. 16 lale says:

My goodness, there are some Tom Cruise fans out there today, huh? First, I have to give him props (I cannot pull that off, but I’m too tired to think of another word) for looking so damn good! I swear he has sucked out her youth, ’cause he looks 20 years younger.

Katie…Kate…whoever she is, doesn’t look like a willing participant here. Yikes. Can’t be easy to be her.

Posted: Aug 6, 2007 at 2:01 pm
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