for reals? this better be a joke on his last ad cuz no thanks…

i cant tell if thats hair or poop smudges up by the top of the bottle.

What in the fuck is wrong with him? I don't want cologne identified with asses and crotches. If that's where you put your cologne, I am suggesting you take a shower instead.

Luckily I have no feminist sensibilities. What's this called, Turn your head and cough twice?

he did one just like this except it was on a vagina…that got banned in a lot of mags. this one is part of a shoot that he did for "out" magazine…it's wasn't for an ad.

see, i find this hot. that is one nice butt. but i guess you girls just aren't into men's, er, behinds as much? how are y'all gonna please your men if you don't get down there and do the dirty deed? i've got much to teach you…

Tom Ford's new line of butt plugs/cologne. Two uses in one great scent.

For this to really get my feminist knickers to untwist, that ass needs to be waxed bare, blemish-free, and photoshopped to within an inch of its life. Fair is fair. And making me look at hairy ass is unfair.

Oh no, I'm an ass girl. I like it. I just wished you guys waxed or something. Ass hair is not fetch. SOrry, I saw Mean Girls last weekend and I'm trying to bring it back.

Side note, that top picture looks just like my rack, hair included. I kid, I shave it.

Ha! I watched Mean Girls this weekend too. We should have called each other.

stop trying to make "fetch" happen juju. it's not gonna happen!

hairy, smooth, it's all good girls. this model has a hot ass and hot thighs…why would you be grossed out by the hair? guys have to look at hairy cooch, don't they?

i am seriously aroused by that photo.

What is TF's problem? It is all about greasy penetration? There is something to be said for subtext. I find this less sexy and more rapey.

I agree Janice, there is a serious lack of waxing going on for it to be on par. But that is a very nice posterior.

This is more like the boob/blow-up doll ad though.

ughhh he should just stick with Gucci!!! stop with the nude pictures!! please~

Oh, I'm not denying the beauty of the rump. You can't deny the beauty of that rump.

You can run,
You can hide,
But you can't escape that rump.

Oh James, no way. I keep my landing strip cleared at all times. That old 70's bush is out. I just feel like if you want any visitors in that area you need to clear out the turtleheads. Just sayin.

I think that grooming goes both ways! And if my b/f wants any action going on below his belt, he has to be probably groomed! As I do for him!

Thst is a nice ass I must agree with j-b. A man's ass needs to look like a man's ass. That's what I always say.

properly

I just can't get with the wild bush.

well…i like a natural man. those shaved muscle boys are too queeny for me. that should be a lesson to all you girls too…if a guy waxes in that area or around his, er, bikini line, he's preparing to go out to some airport bathroom for some man-love.

right on pp!

glad your vajayjay is cleared for landing juju. you can't put a pouch there if there's a wild mane of bush. that's just crazy.

i don't want to see some dude get butt raped by a bottle of colonge. what the fuck is wrong with you cord?

Plus you can't wear shorts if things are out of control there.

That ass isn't too hairy - although I have seen some that are. My gripe is with the parity of the ads - it isn't the same until the man is sterilized and greased up to look like a mannequin - just like the woman in the ad.

It still lookes rape-y to me. Probably because it is a close up - we need a full body shot!

"i don’t want to see some dude get butt raped by a bottle of colonge. what the fuck is wrong with you cord?"

cord is doing this for his one gay reader, me. and that kinky bitch juju.

best,
james

rumors are that that is mitt romney's ass. rumors i'm starting. right now.

Yeah, you never see real-looking ladybits in ads, so the reality in this shot is provoking.

Plus his ass looks oily, but the other man is wearing long sleeves. Do these people not care about stains??

The ass looks good to me, but the joystick area needs to be properly maintained.

james, I have a very serious question to ask you.

Will you be the Montgomery Clift to my Elizabeth Taylor?

That's what I'm saying, Evil.

James, I'm assuming he's got some shout handy.Shout, shout it out.

ET, no way! You can't just call dibs. Since there is only one Mollygood Gay Boyfriend, we need to fight it out. In the Thunderdome.

Damn me, I mean Janice. I saw the J and got all confursed. I like the typo.

You'll have to share him, ET.

I was hoping he was going to be the Patsy to my Edina.

2 hags enter one hag leaves

LOL James! I am glad my man likes to pretend we are on a safari in the bush (snicker) looking to capture the great one eyed anaconda who spits his poison when he is captured. I am always worried that whoever I have dated like to go tap dancing at the airport for a little variation.

Never mind, I like Lisa's idea. He'll have to see if he can fit into Tina Turners mesh outfit.

He can be all gay boyfriends to us all in his own special way. I still call Monty Clift.

i'm sure he can and he'd look FABULOUS in it.

can i be the anouncer? i always wanted to yell "WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME BITCH"

2 men enter 1man leaves

ET, now that i know you also love bobby brown (see my response in your blog) i will be your montgomery clift. just don't expect me to destroy my pretty face in a car wreck.

He better have great legs!

As Dei said, Two hags enter, one hag leaves!

I won't james. I would ask that you also not expect me to befriend Michael Jackson.

don't worry…ET can loan me out to you other bitches when you need your hair braided. this is a gossip blog…i don't get how i could be the only gay guy here?? (i'm not counting cord cause he's obviously not ready to come out yet…take your time cord. take your time).

who's going to be master blaster?

What is with the 2 hags enter 1 hag leaves? Splain to me.

cord must be in the closet to post this pic. he's probably all hot and bothered like james right now. ;)

Who was the midge again? They can be Master. As for Blaster - that can be ET on a bad day. She makes me skeered.

you've never seen thunderdome peeps? get your ass to a movie store now! :)

james, I believe the name you are searching for is one "Glenn Madeiros," that sang on B. Brown's "She Ain't Worth It." He also sang that soft rock classic, "Nothin's Gonna Change My Love for You."

When I saw the picture on the main page I thought these were my titttys and I wondered how these were circulating again then i opened the page and saw the hairy butt and well you can imagine my relief

you know cord's gonna put that pic up over his bed deimos.

Whatever James, I call you for scorpion bowls and drag night!

ET: my brother had the BB tape. When my mom would run errands he would pop it in and we would listen to it. He wasn't supposed to have it because it was so scandalous! I was look out, so we could take the tape out when she came back. Also, I am pusing a friend of mine to be BB from My Perogative for Halloween.

Dammit, that was supposed to be a reply on my blog. Remind me to stop having 85 windows open at once.

I just read this on yahoo and I think they are liars. 8 turn on for men

1. Stand tall, I still think they'd sleep with a slouchy ho.

2. True Grit, sooooooo I need to be like Clint Eastwood?

3. Baseball caps, Yeah, hat head is sexy.

4. Software Savvy. I'm sure when my husband was staring at me d's he was thinking, I bet those boobies can write html like a sunofbitch.

5. Sexy Shampoo. Does that include my Tresseme?

6 Understated Underwear, I don't even wear those

7.Dirt and sweat, ewww, dirty cooter, sorry cooter

7. A few duh moments. Not even touching that one

Make sure your friend wears no shirt with suspenders over some Cavariccis with a Gumby high-top fade. Good times.

peeps, you need to keep thse things put away.true story.

ah…nothin's gonna change my love for you,
you wanna [something something something]
how much i love you,
love that song too. maybe that guy in the above pic, cord and i can have a threesome to it.

You mean mad max & the Thunderdome deems? I have seen it but it was ages ago. You know if it anint Scooby Doo or Hannah Montana then I aint't watching it.

James darling im not going to enter thunderdome to fight for you, i love these hags too much. if i really want you ill drive over to cambridge and take your ass. DONE.

ET: we were going for the no-shirt, oversized double breased jacket with BOBBYBROWN down the arm. The gumby hair is, of course, mandatory.

yeah, that's the one peeps. master blaster is my hero.

It's "you oughta know by now, how much I love you." As in, "You silly bitch, I fucking said it, of course I meant it. Make me a sammich."

I'm not feeling all that hair. The guy has a nice ass and all, but seriously, it's a little too wooky for me.

If he wanted to do a true parody of the old ad, why don't they have his front junk waxed and oiled into oblivion?

April: I will Fung Wah it - let's see who gets their first!

Maybe that guy IS Cord?

LOL april…i love how you girls know your idiotic sci-fi movies.

i gotta go run an errand and get some work done (who invented this work shit is what i'd like to know). see y'all in a bit.

probably you. fung Wah bat out a hell

side note: my dad shakes a fist a people who cut him off and screams FUNG WAH at them. True story

I like the hair on the legs but I already have dental floss and do not enjoy pubic floss. I once had a tragic pube incident, true story.

Your dad is awesome.

your dad is cool april. that's not cord's ass peeps, cord is too much of a prude to let tom ford stick a bottle of colonge up his ass.

Wasn't True Grit John Wayne? I think Lonnie has those movies on VHS Deems I will look when i get home.

I always chuckle when the posts hit 69

Maybe, it was some guy who was out in the prairies with nothing but men, a lot

it's bill o'riley's ass! this is how he copes with his homosexual tendencies.

I am intrigued by Cord. He sounds like a Cyber God.

sshhhhh!!! don't tell him that peeps, he'll never best you now.

Woo Hoo I got post 69!!

me too juju - except it turned out to be black dog hair, not pube hair naaa-aaasty

Joe Francis? Did someone leak those incriminating photos that the "home invader" "made" him take? How is Joey doing, anyway? I bet that bottle of cologne would be a nice break from the prison peen that he's probably not enjoying this very minute.

hey pp - check it: http://www.queerty.com/art/the.....-20070914/

Daymn!(smacking head) Cord is a Cyber DUD!(winking at deems)

a hot cyber dud who is a heart breaking bunnie balled bastard.

Is that a new type of colonostic? When your shit comes out it doesn't stink?

Shart, by Tom Ford.

I WISH so damned hard that it was called shart. And was a colonic.

Cord is H*O*T!! I would do him! He looks like Carrie Ann Inaba when he is in drag.

Finally. I'd be able to buy some Tom Ford at my local Walgreens.

Did I use the wrong terminology, Lisa? Damn, I need to brush up on my colon speak.

pp: he looks like Jaslene, but blond, and after a night of boozing.

I dunno. How about we go with enema?

Who is Jasalene? Is she someone from ANTM?

If you just look at the inset picture, It looks like Pam Salmon needs to wax her chest hair.

I see ass pimples. Or, assples. He should have exfoliated.

I thought it was freckles LiLo chest.

yeah, google Jaslene

Juju, what was the pube incident? Sounds like a great name for a band.

I was at a party and the guy I was dating, by dating I mean a dinner at The Sizzler. Asked for a bj out back near the woods. Being the good girlfriend and hoping for a dinner at Chilis, I obliged.

When we went back to the party my friends asked where I had been. Apparently there was some pubey evidence caught between some teeth. DON'T JUDGE ME.

Either Juju = Deepthroat ™, or BFSizzler = Mr. Harry Shaft.

"No. 95 jujubees says:
I was at a party and the guy I was dating, by dating I mean a dinner at The Sizzler. Asked for a bj out back near the woods. Being the good girlfriend and hoping for a dinner at Chilis, I obliged.

When we went back to the party my friends asked where I had been. Apparently there was some pubey evidence caught between some teeth. DON’T JUDGE ME.
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 6:00 pm"

ew! ew!ew ewwwwwwwww! i really wanna open a circus with you as the main attraction. i can see it now…"meet juju…the crazy pubic hair lady with the pussy pouch! $5 per person! children ride free!"

just keeping it real ladies…

I'm not giving any kids a ride. Idon't want my pouch all stretched out.

its just really weird to me because it looks like someone elses hands are sort of spreading the cheeks. hairy and forced says i.

Megan,

You are right. This is a straight guy that was paid to have sex with a rich gay man. He has to submit to the rich man's fetish.

The oil was brought by the rich man and the straight model boy was forced to submit even though his girlfriend waiting at home thinks he is out with his buddys at a bar.

The bills have to be paid in South Beach, Miami.