If your feminist sensibilities were offended by the controversial crotch shot ads for Tom Ford’s new fragrance, not to fear, he’s exploitin’ the fellas, too. (Possibly NSFW)

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No. 1 April says:

for reals? this better be a joke on his last ad cuz no thanks…

i cant tell if thats hair or poop smudges up by the top of the bottle.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 1:50 pm
No. 2 evil twin says:

What in the fuck is wrong with him? I don’t want cologne identified with asses and crotches. If that’s where you put your cologne, I am suggesting you take a shower instead.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 1:51 pm
No. 3 jujubees says:

Luckily I have no feminist sensibilities. What’s this called, Turn your head and cough twice?

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 1:55 pm
No. 4 james_boston says:

he did one just like this except it was on a vagina…that got banned in a lot of mags. this one is part of a shoot that he did for “out” magazine…it’s wasn’t for an ad.

see, i find this hot. that is one nice butt. but i guess you girls just aren’t into men’s, er, behinds as much? how are y’all gonna please your men if you don’t get down there and do the dirty deed? i’ve got much to teach you…

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 1:55 pm
No. 5 jujubees says:

Tom Ford’s new line of butt plugs/cologne. Two uses in one great scent.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 1:56 pm
No. 6 janice says:

For this to really get my feminist knickers to untwist, that ass needs to be waxed bare, blemish-free, and photoshopped to within an inch of its life. Fair is fair. And making me look at hairy ass is unfair.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 1:56 pm
No. 7 jujubees says:

Oh no, I’m an ass girl. I like it. I just wished you guys waxed or something. Ass hair is not fetch. SOrry, I saw Mean Girls last weekend and I’m trying to bring it back.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 1:57 pm
No. 8 jujubees says:

Side note, that top picture looks just like my rack, hair included. I kid, I shave it.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 1:58 pm
No. 9 evil twin says:

Ha! I watched Mean Girls this weekend too. We should have called each other.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:00 pm
No. 10 james_boston says:

stop trying to make “fetch” happen juju. it’s not gonna happen!

hairy, smooth, it’s all good girls. this model has a hot ass and hot thighs…why would you be grossed out by the hair? guys have to look at hairy cooch, don’t they?

i am seriously aroused by that photo.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:00 pm
No. 11 LisaNo.1 says:

What is TF’s problem? It is all about greasy penetration? There is something to be said for subtext. I find this less sexy and more rapey.

I agree Janice, there is a serious lack of waxing going on for it to be on par. But that is a very nice posterior.

This is more like the boob/blow-up doll ad though.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:02 pm
No. 12 MiaNyc85 says:

ughhh he should just stick with Gucci!!! stop with the nude pictures!! please~

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:03 pm
No. 13 janice says:

Oh, I’m not denying the beauty of the rump. You can’t deny the beauty of that rump.

You can run,
You can hide,
But you can’t escape that rump.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:05 pm
No. 14 jujubees says:

Oh James, no way. I keep my landing strip cleared at all times. That old 70’s bush is out. I just feel like if you want any visitors in that area you need to clear out the turtleheads. Just sayin.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:05 pm
No. 15 MiaNyc85 says:

I think that grooming goes both ways! And if my b/f wants any action going on below his belt, he has to be probably groomed! As I do for him!

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:08 pm
No. 16 pp says:

Thst is a nice ass I must agree with j-b. A man’s ass needs to look like a man’s ass. That’s what I always say.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:08 pm
No. 17 MiaNyc85 says:

properly

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:08 pm
No. 18 jujubees says:

I just can’t get with the wild bush.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:09 pm
No. 19 james_boston says:

well…i like a natural man. those shaved muscle boys are too queeny for me. that should be a lesson to all you girls too…if a guy waxes in that area or around his, er, bikini line, he’s preparing to go out to some airport bathroom for some man-love.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:09 pm
No. 20 james_boston says:

right on pp!

glad your vajayjay is cleared for landing juju. you can’t put a pouch there if there’s a wild mane of bush. that’s just crazy.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:10 pm
No. 21 deimos says:

i don’t want to see some dude get butt raped by a bottle of colonge. what the fuck is wrong with you cord?

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:12 pm
No. 22 jujubees says:

Plus you can’t wear shorts if things are out of control there.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:12 pm
No. 23 LisaNo.1 says:

That ass isn’t too hairy - although I have seen some that are. My gripe is with the parity of the ads - it isn’t the same until the man is sterilized and greased up to look like a mannequin - just like the woman in the ad.

It still lookes rape-y to me. Probably because it is a close up - we need a full body shot!

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:12 pm
No. 24 james_boston says:

“i don???t want to see some dude get butt raped by a bottle of colonge. what the fuck is wrong with you cord?”

cord is doing this for his one gay reader, me. and that kinky bitch juju.

best,
james

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:13 pm
No. 25 james_boston says:

rumors are that that is mitt romney’s ass. rumors i’m starting. right now.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:14 pm
No. 26 janice says:

Yeah, you never see real-looking ladybits in ads, so the reality in this shot is provoking.

Plus his ass looks oily, but the other man is wearing long sleeves. Do these people not care about stains??

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:15 pm
No. 27 evil twin says:

The ass looks good to me, but the joystick area needs to be properly maintained.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:15 pm
No. 28 evil twin says:

james, I have a very serious question to ask you.

Will you be the Montgomery Clift to my Elizabeth Taylor?

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:16 pm
No. 29 jujubees says:

That’s what I’m saying, Evil.

James, I’m assuming he’s got some shout handy.Shout, shout it out.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:17 pm
No. 30 LisaNo.1 says:

ET, no way! You can’t just call dibs. Since there is only one Mollygood Gay Boyfriend, we need to fight it out. In the Thunderdome.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:17 pm
No. 31 jujubees says:

Damn me, I mean Janice. I saw the J and got all confursed. I like the typo.

You’ll have to share him, ET.

I was hoping he was going to be the Patsy to my Edina.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm
No. 32 deimos says:

2 hags enter one hag leaves

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm
No. 33 pp says:

LOL James! I am glad my man likes to pretend we are on a safari in the bush (snicker) looking to capture the great one eyed anaconda who spits his poison when he is captured. I am always worried that whoever I have dated like to go tap dancing at the airport for a little variation.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm
No. 34 jujubees says:

Never mind, I like Lisa’s idea. He’ll have to see if he can fit into Tina Turners mesh outfit.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm
No. 35 evil twin says:

He can be all gay boyfriends to us all in his own special way. I still call Monty Clift.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm
No. 36 deimos says:

i’m sure he can and he’d look FABULOUS in it.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm
No. 37 April says:

can i be the anouncer? i always wanted to yell “WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME BITCH”

2 men enter 1man leaves

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:21 pm
No. 38 james_boston says:

ET, now that i know you also love bobby brown (see my response in your blog) i will be your montgomery clift. just don’t expect me to destroy my pretty face in a car wreck.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:22 pm
No. 39 LisaNo.1 says:

He better have great legs!

As Dei said, Two hags enter, one hag leaves!

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:23 pm
No. 40 evil twin says:

I won’t james. I would ask that you also not expect me to befriend Michael Jackson.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:24 pm
No. 41 james_boston says:

don’t worry…ET can loan me out to you other bitches when you need your hair braided. this is a gossip blog…i don’t get how i could be the only gay guy here?? (i’m not counting cord cause he’s obviously not ready to come out yet…take your time cord. take your time).

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:24 pm
No. 42 deimos says:

who’s going to be master blaster?

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:24 pm
No. 43 pp says:

What is with the 2 hags enter 1 hag leaves? Splain to me.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:25 pm
No. 44 deimos says:

cord must be in the closet to post this pic. he’s probably all hot and bothered like james right now. ;)

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:25 pm
No. 45 LisaNo.1 says:

Who was the midge again? They can be Master. As for Blaster - that can be ET on a bad day. She makes me skeered.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:26 pm
No. 46 deimos says:

you’ve never seen thunderdome peeps? get your ass to a movie store now! :)

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:26 pm
No. 47 evil twin says:

james, I believe the name you are searching for is one “Glenn Madeiros,” that sang on B. Brown’s “She Ain’t Worth It.” He also sang that soft rock classic, “Nothin’s Gonna Change My Love for You.”

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:27 pm
No. 48 pp says:

When I saw the picture on the main page I thought these were my titttys and I wondered how these were circulating again then i opened the page and saw the hairy butt and well you can imagine my relief

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:28 pm
No. 49 james_boston says:

you know cord’s gonna put that pic up over his bed deimos.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:28 pm
No. 50 LisaNo.1 says:

Whatever James, I call you for scorpion bowls and drag night!

ET: my brother had the BB tape. When my mom would run errands he would pop it in and we would listen to it. He wasn’t supposed to have it because it was so scandalous! I was look out, so we could take the tape out when she came back. Also, I am pusing a friend of mine to be BB from My Perogative for Halloween.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:28 pm
No. 51 evil twin says:

Dammit, that was supposed to be a reply on my blog. Remind me to stop having 85 windows open at once.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:28 pm
No. 52 jujubees says:

I just read this on yahoo and I think they are liars. 8 turn on for men

1. Stand tall, I still think they’d sleep with a slouchy ho.

2. True Grit, sooooooo I need to be like Clint Eastwood?

3. Baseball caps, Yeah, hat head is sexy.

4. Software Savvy. I’m sure when my husband was staring at me d’s he was thinking, I bet those boobies can write html like a sunofbitch.

5. Sexy Shampoo. Does that include my Tresseme?

6 Understated Underwear, I don’t even wear those

7.Dirt and sweat, ewww, dirty cooter, sorry cooter

7. A few duh moments. Not even touching that one

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:30 pm
No. 53 evil twin says:

Make sure your friend wears no shirt with suspenders over some Cavariccis with a Gumby high-top fade. Good times.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:30 pm
No. 54 deimos says:

peeps, you need to keep thse things put away.true story.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:30 pm
No. 55 james_boston says:

ah…nothin’s gonna change my love for you,
you wanna [something something something]
how much i love you,
love that song too. maybe that guy in the above pic, cord and i can have a threesome to it.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:30 pm
No. 56 pp says:

You mean mad max & the Thunderdome deems? I have seen it but it was ages ago. You know if it anint Scooby Doo or Hannah Montana then I aint’t watching it.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:31 pm
No. 57 April says:

James darling im not going to enter thunderdome to fight for you, i love these hags too much. if i really want you ill drive over to cambridge and take your ass. DONE.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:31 pm
No. 58 LisaNo.1 says:

ET: we were going for the no-shirt, oversized double breased jacket with BOBBYBROWN down the arm. The gumby hair is, of course, mandatory.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:32 pm
No. 59 deimos says:

yeah, that’s the one peeps. master blaster is my hero.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:32 pm
No. 60 evil twin says:

It’s “you oughta know by now, how much I love you.” As in, “You silly bitch, I fucking said it, of course I meant it. Make me a sammich.”

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:32 pm
No. 61 blah says:

I’m not feeling all that hair. The guy has a nice ass and all, but seriously, it’s a little too wooky for me.

If he wanted to do a true parody of the old ad, why don’t they have his front junk waxed and oiled into oblivion?

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:33 pm
No. 62 LisaNo.1 says:

April: I will Fung Wah it - let’s see who gets their first!

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:33 pm
No. 63 pp says:

Maybe that guy IS Cord?

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:34 pm
No. 64 james_boston says:

LOL april…i love how you girls know your idiotic sci-fi movies.

i gotta go run an errand and get some work done (who invented this work shit is what i’d like to know). see y’all in a bit.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:34 pm
No. 65 April says:

probably you. fung Wah bat out a hell

side note: my dad shakes a fist a people who cut him off and screams FUNG WAH at them. True story

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:34 pm
No. 66 jujubees says:

I like the hair on the legs but I already have dental floss and do not enjoy pubic floss. I once had a tragic pube incident, true story.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:35 pm
No. 67 LisaNo.1 says:

Your dad is awesome.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:36 pm
No. 68 deimos says:

your dad is cool april. that’s not cord’s ass peeps, cord is too much of a prude to let tom ford stick a bottle of colonge up his ass.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:36 pm
No. 69 pp says:

Wasn’t True Grit John Wayne? I think Lonnie has those movies on VHS Deems I will look when i get home.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:37 pm
No. 70 jujubees says:

I always chuckle when the posts hit 69

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:37 pm
No. 71 jujubees says:

Maybe, it was some guy who was out in the prairies with nothing but men, a lot

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:38 pm
No. 72 deimos says:

it’s bill o’riley’s ass! this is how he copes with his homosexual tendencies.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:38 pm
No. 73 pp says:

I am intrigued by Cord. He sounds like a Cyber God.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:38 pm
No. 74 deimos says:

sshhhhh!!! don’t tell him that peeps, he’ll never best you now.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:39 pm
No. 75 pp says:

Woo Hoo I got post 69!!

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:39 pm
No. 76 April says:

me too juju - except it turned out to be black dog hair, not pube hair naaa-aaasty

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:39 pm
No. 77 lale says:

Joe Francis? Did someone leak those incriminating photos that the “home invader” “made” him take? How is Joey doing, anyway? I bet that bottle of cologne would be a nice break from the prison peen that he’s probably not enjoying this very minute.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:39 pm
No. 78 April says: Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:40 pm
No. 79 pp says:

Daymn!(smacking head) Cord is a Cyber DUD!(winking at deems)

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:40 pm
No. 80 deimos says:

a hot cyber dud who is a heart breaking bunnie balled bastard.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:42 pm
No. 81 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Is that a new type of colonostic? When your shit comes out it doesn’t stink?

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:42 pm
No. 82 jujubees says:

Shart, by Tom Ford.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:44 pm
No. 83 LisaNo.1 says:

I WISH so damned hard that it was called shart. And was a colonic.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:45 pm
No. 84 pp says:

Cord is H*O*T!! I would do him! He looks like Carrie Ann Inaba when he is in drag.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:49 pm
No. 85 jujubees says:

Finally. I’d be able to buy some Tom Ford at my local Walgreens.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:50 pm
No. 86 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Did I use the wrong terminology, Lisa? Damn, I need to brush up on my colon speak.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:52 pm
No. 87 LisaNo.1 says:

pp: he looks like Jaslene, but blond, and after a night of boozing.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:52 pm
No. 88 LisaNo.1 says:

I dunno. How about we go with enema?

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:53 pm
No. 89 pp says:

Who is Jasalene? Is she someone from ANTM?

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:56 pm
No. 90 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

If you just look at the inset picture, It looks like Pam Salmon needs to wax her chest hair.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:00 pm
No. 91 jujubees says:

I see ass pimples. Or, assples. He should have exfoliated.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:02 pm
No. 92 pp says:

I thought it was freckles LiLo chest.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:03 pm
No. 93 LisaNo.1 says:

yeah, google Jaslene

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:23 pm
No. 94 lale says:

Juju, what was the pube incident? Sounds like a great name for a band.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 5:20 pm
No. 95 jujubees says:

I was at a party and the guy I was dating, by dating I mean a dinner at The Sizzler. Asked for a bj out back near the woods. Being the good girlfriend and hoping for a dinner at Chilis, I obliged.

When we went back to the party my friends asked where I had been. Apparently there was some pubey evidence caught between some teeth. DON’T JUDGE ME.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 6:00 pm
No. 96 LisaNo.1 says:

Either Juju = Deepthroat ™, or BFSizzler = Mr. Harry Shaft.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 6:06 pm
No. 97 james_boston says:

“No. 95 jujubees says:
I was at a party and the guy I was dating, by dating I mean a dinner at The Sizzler. Asked for a bj out back near the woods. Being the good girlfriend and hoping for a dinner at Chilis, I obliged.

When we went back to the party my friends asked where I had been. Apparently there was some pubey evidence caught between some teeth. DON???T JUDGE ME.
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 6:00 pm”

ew! ew!ew ewwwwwwwww! i really wanna open a circus with you as the main attraction. i can see it now…”meet juju…the crazy pubic hair lady with the pussy pouch! $5 per person! children ride free!”

just keeping it real ladies…

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 8:04 pm
No. 98 jujubees says:

I’m not giving any kids a ride. Idon’t want my pouch all stretched out.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 8:27 pm
No. 99 megan says:

its just really weird to me because it looks like someone elses hands are sort of spreading the cheeks. hairy and forced says i.

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 12:14 am
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