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Anyone else think the lights accompanying Tom Petty's halftime show looked a bit too similar to the production of a zygote?
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Anyone else think the lights accompanying Tom Petty's halftime show looked a bit too similar to the production of a zygote?

now that you mention it, yes.
You see, Cord. When an aging rock star loves his audience, he likes to give them a light show. Then he takes his laser penis and tries to shoot the audience in their bedazzled ovum. It's really a beautiful moment.
I took me a couple of double looks to realize it wasn't what I though it was, but a heart & arrow!!
God, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I made that comment at the party, and everyone looked at me like I was some sort of crazed sicko.
So my boyfriend paused it at the begining and made me watch the opening because of the cool explosion part. Have I ever mentioned that I hate Tom Petty? Well I do, and he knows, so I figured it had to look cool or something. Anywhoozle, I said "hey look, a giant light up penis!" To which he said, "or, you know, a flying v guitar." To which I said, "whatever, Tom Petty sucks."
I knew it was supposed to be a guitar (used as a phallic symbol, let's be honest, just like an arrow going through a heart.), but any chance to rip on TP, I gotta take it.
I didn't even watch the halftimem show.
Yes! I yelled out, "That's phallic!" last night, but no one responded. Then again, my sister-in-law was telling me that her fish was congested, so maybe I should have used an easier word. Yes, her fish is "congested."
how the hell does a fish get congested? please explain.
Dei: she clearly meant "constipated." Her fish was constipated.
how could you tell if a fish is constipated? i must think on these things.
Um, the fish squinches up its face. Also, it asks for Dulcolax.