Xenu Bun In The Scientology Oven?

Katie Holmes flew across the country from her Broadway rehearsals to attend husband Tom Cruise's Tropic Thunder premiere last night in LA, because no Cruise-related event is complete without Katie's dead eyes and silent cries for help. We're hoping Katie just ate more lettuce leaves than normal, because if that's a baby bump we should probably start stocking up on bottled water and flashlights.
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She's hot. He's opted for trainers with no heel lift which is interesting.
Wait, Tom let her fly all by herself? Katie is a big girl now. What am I saying, thats just crazy talk. I'm sure the plane was seeded with Scientologist to keep an eye on her.
She looks a lot like my sister, whose name also happens to be Katy (with a -y not an -ie) but the difference is that my sisters eyes aren't dead like that.
It looks like she is wasting away…
Why do they always have a death grip on each other? it's like they will fall down if they let go…
Baby Bump? She is sooo thin. Whitney, please post a picture of yourself so we can see where you are coming from.
Don't worry Whitney, I see where you're coming from. Yes, she is rather thin, but comparatively she is either retaining massive amounts of water or she's preggers.
Or she's just standing awkwardly in 4-inch heels and a fitted dress. I don't see a baby-bump. I also don't see her wasting away. She's thin, but in most other pics it's easy to see that she's got hips AND thighs. I kinda looked like that before I had 2 kids… *sigh*
Whitney, I don't think that this post could get any more obvious. Trite and predictable.
why is everyone down on whitney all the time? so she's not cord, who cares? i think it's nice to have a balance between someone who enjoys writing about celebrities and someone who loathes the fact that they know what britney spears bought at the 7-11.
I mean that Tom is sucking her lifeforce away and she is turning into a hollow shell of a person. Wasting away.
I actually like a fair number of Whitney's posts. But, I feel like I've read others five times already. E.g.: If writing about Britney Spears, Whitney will refer to Frappucino over-indulgence, Cheetos, and being crazy. About Lohan (any): exploitative mom, and looking 20 years older than the girls actually are. About Katie Holmes: dead behind the eyes, silent cries for help, Tom = contolling freak. And hardly a word about the peg-rolled jeans KH has been wearing lately!
I don't like posts being recycled. That's all.
it does suck that things are recycled but it is her job to write about celebrities that are "hot" right now. i'm sure she hates having to write about katie and britney doing next to nothing but that's what they pay her for. she just seems like she's a very nice girl and i don't think she deserves the flak she gets. i don't mean to call anybody out or anything; i just know if i were in her shoes it wouldn't make me feel good to have people talk crap about me every day. leaving my soapbox in 3,2,1….
Leave Whitney ALO-OOOONNNEEE! It took me awhile to get used to reading posts that didn't have my boyfriend Cord's sarcastic flair *hides from ilnazhad*, but I've come to appreciate both editors' personalities. It's not Whitney's fault that these celebrities are caricature-like in their actions. Katie pretty much always has a dead-eyed look, and Britney is often seen trolling gas stations and Starbucks. I think it's kind of a "Don't hate the player, hate the game" situation.
…and she has nice hair.
I agree, whitney is the only editor ever who gave me commies. plus yadda yadda she's awesome yadda yadda. no but really, she is.
That belly is protruding, but it probably has to do with the chip he told her he implanted into her. "If you step too far away from me, my dear Kate, you will explode."
It's so good to see this genuinely happy and loving couple, isn't it? Seriously, though, I'm just grateful this bitch threw on some under eye concealer for once. I almost called social services the last time I saw their picture together.