We Can Smell The Crazy From Here

Scientology's biggest advocate and worst spokesperson, Tom Cruise, is addressing that whole misunderstanding in which he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch like a crazy person. Of course, none of it makes much sense:

There are things that I could have done better. I could have handled things better. I was surprised at the criticism but it brought everyone closer together: Katie's entire family and my family. Going through that stuff is not pleasant and I think it hit an extreme, but Kate's a very sure and confident and strong woman. She gets it, you know.

She gets that you're insane? That's good. And on to daughter Suri, who is constantly paraded in front of the paparazzi like a circus pony:

I don't want her to be afraid of people. I'm not going to live in fear or have her be frightened of people. She's very open and warm with lots of love and understanding. She's happy and fun. She'll just wave to people in the street.

Fair enough, Tom, but remember: It's one thing to raise a child to be friendly, it's another to raise a child to be emotionally unstable. We have a feeling you're teetering on the latter scenario.

Nov 25, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses
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Comments (12)

No. 1 sar says:

Every time he's talking about her, it's about how strong she is. Am I the only one who thinks she has his jewels in a vise?

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 at 3:26 pm
No. 2 Run-DMS says:

Emotionally unstable kid + inflexible opposition to psychologists and psychiatrists = recipe for disaster.

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 at 3:27 pm
No. 3 janice says:

Yeah, but Katie called Suri an incredibly strong woman a while ago.

I think their definition of strong probably stops right around being able to chew your own food.

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 at 4:24 pm
No. 4 Erica says:

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that he never talks about his two other kids? Before Suri, they went to all of the soccer games, and now we never see them… hmm…

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 at 4:28 pm
No. 5 sar says:

janice maybe that's what i was thinking of. i agree with your theory about their definition of strong.

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 at 4:53 pm
No. 6 jan says:

all the negative about a beautifull friendly child and to say they parade the child for pr what a load of bulls—–. they are not the pitts and have never sold private family pictures for pr. i think they are good parents to all their kids and have not neglected the adopted kids it is just that they are in school and suri is still out with one parent or another because she is small and not left with the nannies

Posted: Nov 26, 2008 at 1:11 pm
No. 7 sar says:

THE NANNIES.

(loud repeating heartbeat sound)

DON'T LEAVE YOUR SURI ALONE WITH THEM.

Posted: Nov 26, 2008 at 1:47 pm
No. 8 Jan=Tom Cruises Weak Minded Representation says:

They do parade that kid! The adopted kids aren't treated right obviously and tom is a nut job that will lose the remainder of his mind pretty soon! Katie isn't strong, she's brainwashed! Get a life jan and stop defending these freaks!

Posted: Dec 1, 2008 at 11:23 am
No. 9 Jan=Tom Cruises Weak Minded Representation says:

Katie is a depressed woman! She need s a shrink and to get away from that freak tom!

Posted: Dec 1, 2008 at 11:23 am
No. 10 Jan=Tom Cruises Weak Minded Representation says:

Oh and they are worse than the pitts!

Posted: Dec 1, 2008 at 11:25 am
No. 11 Jan=Tom Cruises Weak Minded Representation says:

Katie is going to become a statistic and scientology will be investigated along with tom and his crew when she loses her mind!

Posted: Dec 1, 2008 at 11:25 am
No. 12 Jet says:

I was impressed that he jumped on the couch. I think it means that he's uninhibited.

Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 9:36 am
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