That's right, Motherfucking Suri In a Motherfucking Magazine. Yeah, yeah, Katie Holmes is walking death in that picture, but I'm sure that deep down she's thrilled that we, the general public, will finally see her bundle of joy. Bundle. Of. Crazy, crazy joy. The Daily Mail reports:
The first pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby daughter will be published tomorrow - four months after her birth.
The move will dispel months of speculation that Suri Cruise does not exist.
It has now been revealed that the pair have secured a deal with Vanity Fair magazine to print the first ever photos of Suri.
The exclusive photos reportedly show baby Suri nestled against Tom's neck as he sleeps. Another is said to show Suri sleeping on the couple's bed, with Katie grinning at the camera.
Oh, the old go-to laying in bed together photo. So overused.
ASAP, people. A-S-A-Freaking-P.
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I'm so excited, I peed a little.
Still - how can we be sure it's (1) not a rented baby, (2) not a robot, (3) a baby at all!? How can we EVER be sure. I will not be a believer until I get some DNA evidence.
D.N.A. , bitches.
I'm going to sit up all night, refreshing my internet Daily News page, hoping to catch it as it comes up.
Wait. Do they mean the UK's tomorrow or my tomorrow? Because if it's the UK's tomorrow, it should be any time now…….
Chop, chop.
Who cares? Tom Cruise is soooo over and Katie's a little robot bee-attch. Never liked her.
Maybe it's an alien baby.
What do you mean "maybe"?
She'll get the last laugh, at becoming the zombied punching bag of a rich Mad Manicial Brother Son of Zenu for this small privilage .. but it won't be funny..
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Who cares about the fake baby???? I'm sure they bought it on the black market…smuggled from the undergrounds. FREAKS! And Katie……RUN!
"I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over…"
I miss the old K.H.
I can't understand why these people are commenting so negatively to this very beautiful and lovable baby, are these people jealous, or are really evil and desturctive, this baby is so adorable and so innocent, her parents are very caring and are good people as well. katie is the most beautiful actress, with very high moral values, ton is very generous and handsome. this couple is a perfect in hollywood. they are mega rich but are humble are compassionate to the needy. please you sick people be healed and grow up.