Are you a boob who thinks fake murderers are cool? So cool, in fact, that you would like to own an inanimate object that was once in the presence of fake murderers? Today's your lucky day, moron.
The meats and sandwiches are long gone, but fans of HBO’s “Sopranos” can comfort themselves with some of the rocks that made up the facade of the fictional Satriale’s Pork Store, one of Tony Soprano & Co.’s favorite hangouts.
The owner of the building is selling the white stones online before the structure is demolished next month. A condominium complex named The Soprano will be built on the site.
Building owner Manny Costeira said the 2,000 bricks will sell for $25 to $50 apiece, and will include a serial number and certificate of authentication.
Even more frightening is that the owner of Satriale's has received angry e-mails demanding that he not tear down "Tony's joint." In related news: Televisions keep getting bigger!
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I am a huge boob when it comes to this show. However, this stunt leaves me wonering- the bricks are $50 bucks a pop…2,000 bricks…that's a lot of spaghetti…where's it all goin?
And I think fake murderers are better than real murderers.
I am a huge boob when it comes to this show. However, this stunt leaves me wondering- the bricks are $50 bucks a pop…2,000 bricks…that's a lot of spaghetti…where's it all goin?
And I think fake murderers are better than real murderers.
wow, i might get this for my fiancees dads birthday. hed love it. jsut call him Dr.Boob, PHD (LOL his name is bob)
I know a ton of people I'd buy that for. Proud boobs unite!!
If I spent that much on a brick I would expect someone to whack me over the head with it. You can't even wear it on your feet.
We've paid that much - more I think - to get ourselves a brick built into Anaheim Stadium's entry.
That's something that will be there for future generations. I guess you could walk around with it?
That would be a great pick up line. check out my authenticated Soprano brick.
Hell I paid $20 for my husband to get a foam "bad call" brick that he can throw at the tv during football games.
hahahaah. No money is ever wasted on gag jokes. Whoopie cushions and fake vomit are always money well spent.
And I'm going to add that 58" tv to my weekend shopping list.
I am a big Sopranos boob too. I still watch the edited reruns on A&E.
Get a brick at Lowe's and you've got the same thing except it was not on TV.
A fool and their money….
Where did you get that brick for your hubby, Kitch? We are Browns fans at my house and it could sure come in handy…
I'm pretty sure I got it online. Although it's been like 6 years so I can't remember where.
Well, shit. I guess we'll just have to keep throwing shoes, cans, and bottles then.
Oh gimme a fucking break. Go google NFL Bad Call Brick and see the story.
They apparently made Hallmark stop making them because they "promoted violence."
If I motivated enough to google anything, would I be doing this right now?
If I "was."
Someobodys hitting the bottle.
Oh crap on a cracker. Who's the crackhead now? Somebody, whatever. No backspacing for me today either.
Typos, be damned. Let's never backspace again.
I've never seen The Soprano's and I'm sort of glad. I have a reputation for going a little OCD when it comes to good television. Anyone ever see Arrested Development? I swear to God, I could quote you line for line of every episode.
Ummmm yeah. I can't change the channel anytime there 's a marathon. I wish I could change my last name to funke.
I was so close to makeing my screen name "Mae be" or "Tobias". I have all three seasons on DVD and it totally saved my life when I moved to my new apt and didn't have cable.
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