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Hey, reptile legs, you're beautiful, so what's with making your gams look all scalloped? Do you want people to think that your legs are snakes? The scaly bottom half look hasn't been cool since Splash. Stick with the guaranteed winner: black tights with too-high heels. And keep not drinking!

Feb 22, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 16 Responses
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  • Comments (16)

    No. 1 SLINE says:

    I like the tights and I LOVE the shoes, but this fool needs a skirt!

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    No. 2 aneurysm says:

    actually, patterned tights have been quite popular for the past 2-3 yrs in europe, particularly the brand 'wolford'.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    No. 3 bonnie says:

    cord, you're the guy friend i always wanted.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    No. 4 Krista says:

    Damn you Lohan and your always-flawless shoes. *sigh*

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    No. 5 Nicole says:

    Amen, Krista! The chick may have no common sense or book smarts, but DAMN, can she pick out some killa shoes…

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    No. 6 kevinsky says:

    she may be a druggy and an egomaniac, but she actually looks good here… very sexy.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    No. 7 fried ricer says:

    Lohan is a sex goddess!!! She looks smoking here and those patterned tights…total ace!

    I love you Lohan. Call me.

    fried ricer

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    No. 8 anonymous says:

    she dresses terribly. yuck.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 6:52 pm
    No. 9 Shasta says:

    If it barely covers your crotch, maybe it's meant to be a shirt and not a skirt.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 11:55 pm
    No. 10 Mariah's Thighs says:

    I'm jealous. If that was me, the control-top band would be clearly visible.

    Posted: Feb 23, 2007 at 12:20 am
    No. 11 Bystander says:

    The shoes are amazing, and I love the houndstooth tights. LL is hotness. I hope she's around for a long time.

    Posted: Feb 23, 2007 at 1:58 am
    No. 12 shopgirl says:

    I hope she's at least wearing underwear this time. Strategic placement of the Chanel bag??

    Posted: Feb 23, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    No. 13 I am a racist because Cord and Molly say so. says:

    Lindsay Lohan is the HONEY.

    Posted: Feb 23, 2007 at 2:53 pm
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