I would like to take this opportunity to ask Cord why the Jossip family seems to hate Apple computers. Why? If I am using a mac, this page goes all squirrly (tech term) and I become sad. Weep, weep for me and my mac!

i have the same problem from home! haters.

I'm guessing that, as a famous college athlete in Southern California, old Matt was indoctrinated into the world of fake boobs and tans. The fact that he's going out where he lives…well what's a brothah to do- fly out to a cooler place like NY?

Looking at the pic- why aren't these girls wearing their hair up? I'm sweating just thinking of hair sticking to my hot, moist back. Ooh, that did not sound sexy, despite the inclusion of "hot" and "moist."

Scottsdale's clubs are actually the only tolerable place in the Metro Phoenix area. There's not a chance in hell a half-intelligent human would want to club in Phoenix itself or any of the other surrounding cities.

"t-shirts with aslant graphics" hahahaha

kitchy's being sarcastic right?

Nope. I love the clubs in Scottsdale, and I can't say as they hold a higher percentage of plastics than any other general club. But you couldn't pay me to go clubbing in downtown Phoenix.

Maybe in Casa Grande.

*whistles innocently*

[...] when we told you that Scottsdale was a place for losers who use "pimp" as an adjective ("Pimp car, bro!") [...]