One time I faked a miscarriage to keep me from manual labor in prison. True Story.

This post made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

"One time I faked a miscarriage to keep me from manual labor in prison. True Story."

Aw c'mon! You can throw something like this out there without a full explanation! Intriguing.

you can't*, i meant.

And to think that there are those who believe in the indefinite pregnancy of Mary, yet scoff at the idea of Athena being sprung from the forehead of Zeus and consider it preposterous, improbable and blasphemous. I think everyone is entitled to their own mythical beliefs.

i've always preferred arnold swarzchenegger's mythical pregnancy in "junior". i thought it beat Mary, mother of jesus' mythical pregnancy hands down.

I want to hear maria's story!

But "Junior" had Emma Thompson…which does give the story credibility.

Me too Maria…out with it. Ya know unless your still mad about earlier.

LOL BBB…never thought if emma had a dick but you might have a point.

and guys, i'm pretty sure maria is kidding…she has a, let's say, twisted sense of humor.

I just fake miscarriages for kicks.

How 'bout the lady who showed up for my garage sale a month ago, pawing through my maternity clothes? I asked her when she was due (twice) before she told me it was for her sister. Oops. The moral of the story: she's fat.

Well, I used to live in AZ. There's this Sheriff Joe and he has a "tent city" and the conditions are similar to where we hold "terrorists" in Iraq (his comparison), it sucks. I got 10 days for a DUI and when I got there I told the guard I might be preggo. A few days later when I got my period, I said it was the lil baby dropping out and I didn't have to clean up around the tents etc.

i think our favorite anti-semite may GAL may show up and complain pretty soon.

This story makes me want to upchuck my cookies!

So, is Pamela Anderson currently pregnant or just preparing for another fake miscarriage?