
Following Adrianne Curry's predictable revelation that America's Next Top Model doesn't propel any of the winners to the upper echelons of fashion, you'd think the show's producers and victorious contestants would be feverishly attempting to prove that, indeed, they matter. But, here's CariDee English, winner of ANTM Cycle 7 (and Meow Mix representative), at Fashion Week, not modeling. As she is this country's "top" model, shouldn't this week be one of her busiest? Perhaps the next cycle can be titled America's Next Semi-Recognizable Face Destined for Real Estate School.
After the jump, more not-modeling.
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I never see any of those girls except on the season finale of ANTM. Not even in like, Fredricks of Hollywood.
yeah i know. adrienne married a brady, yoanna host(ed?)(s?) some show, and that Yaya girl was in a movie, but who watched that?
I'll still wait watch the show with grim but steady anticipation.
Also- Yoanna Haus: You wanna house?
Mercedes is in a Chili's commercial. She says "Welcome to Chili's!" And Yaya is in an Oil of Olay commercial, which is just weird since her skin is so bad. She looks pretty, though.
Oil of Olay print ad, rather.
They can photoshop that stuff right out. I'm really hungry for Chili's now.
Ahhh! The pink eyeshadow in the second photo is scary. Eye infection!
I guess looking like you just lived through a nuclear blast is all the rage.
What's next? Models posing with raw seafood on their heads?
What… wait… they already did that?
"That nuclear look… so hot right now."
Your face may be melting, but your eyes are still full of Fierce, work it out on the runway.
Maybe she just came from a photoshoot for Pepto Bismol. Real models are too busy to change between events. Fierce!
my favorite is kim, i think. but i have to read the gay mags to see her…
I liked crazy diaper wearing Kim too, Fierce! I think all fashion sentences should end with a Fierce, exclamation point! No other punctuation captures it's fierceness.
work it, exclamation point! show us that you really want it! stop relying on pretty! eat these sheep testicles and oh here comes a shark and a bull! you obviously don't want to be in this competition - now fly like a bird! fierce!
I was going to mention the whole Chili's commercial, but you beat me to it! I kept thinking that it was her, but I was like "no, that can't be. She was on ANTM and surely wouldn't end up doing commercials for something like Chili's". Then it was later confirmed that indeed she did spend all that time on television with Tyra, and that cat house of bitches to end up not even working at Chili's, but merely pretending she does. How the mighty have fallen.
Miss J, show them what fierce looks like. Look at Miss J, Fierce I say, FIERCE!
I think she's going to over fierce one day in a final blaze of fiecenes. Nobody will ever be able to out fierce her, EVER.
I mean, fierceness, that other word looks too much like feces.
When did Tyra stop working with drag's and finally become one? FIERCE I SAY!!!!
Miss J's got some sex-ay legs though. I wish I had legs like that. fierce.
Lisa was the one that wore the diaper, wasn't it? I loved that crazy ass.
"Take a break, eat a cookie!"
I know one of those crazy ho's wore one. It seems like they look for the same people for every show. Fierce!
Alcoholic girl, check
Lesbian girl, check
Super religious girl, check
Girl who hates short and then give her a short haircut, check
Insecure girl who find her inner FIERCE!, check.
yes, and she peed in it. she also had the paris hilton wonkey eye syndrome.
i liked the skinny athiest who was going to go to med school. she hated all those girls and called them out on how stupid they were. fierce.
the skinny athiest - elise was also my favorite. I hear she does a lot of modeling in asia…hong kong specifically. Apparently if you come in third, you're not America's next top model, but Hong Kong's next top model
Also, your eyes look lifeless. See you're here *tyra makes "posing" face* and you need to be here *tyra makes same posing face but with wider eyes*…see the difference?? See how I made it fierce?!