'Heifer Whines Could Be Human Cries'

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Last night the living wire hangers of Top Model were forced to drape themselves in flesh and blood as they continued their journeys toward fame and fortune. Cute, but how to distinguish one cold piece of meat from the next?

After the jump, the hopeful models in the flesh.

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Mar 13, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 45 Responses
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Comments (45)

No. 1 mae says:

I predict PETA is going to have a field day with that episode.
PETA vs. Tyra in the Thunderdome!!!!!!! My money is on PETA.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 7:54 am
No. 2 maria says:

I hope they wore unnerwares cause if that meat was tainted they’s taints are gonna hurt!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:02 am
No. 3 mae says:

nice use of taint, maria! i loves me that word!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:05 am
No. 4 S a v v y Me says:

I can’t believe none of the girls cried or refused to do it- I have a feeling producers were surprised too. Seems like they set this one up just looking for drama.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:14 am
No. 5 mae says:

Too bad they fell short and just got B-O-R-I-N-G!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:15 am
No. 6 S a v v y Me says:

Oh and I noticed last night during their fashion show that Whitney’s clothes were a size 8. Hardly what I would consider “plus size.”

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:18 am
No. 7 mae says:

Oh god! That fashion show was so embarrassing I had to look away. Lauren needs to go. She can’t walk to her save life. If the “models” had walked any faster they would have been running.

If size 8 is plus sized, I am a whale.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:26 am
No. 8 Sugar Magnolia says:

SM… they were an 8.5 How disgusting!

ps… that was typed in a sarcastic tone by a fat chick.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:39 am
No. 9 deimos says:

i can hear tyra now…
“ok! today guys we’re going to show you what it feels like to be raw beef. this is an issue that’s very close to my heart because i know what it feels like to be raw beef, i did a show on it once.”

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:46 am
No. 10 SeriousStyle says:

Perhaps 8.5 was her shoe size?

Whatevs, I’m totally on Team Whitney. She’s hot and stood up for another girl. I dig her.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:51 am
No. 11 deimos says:

how many dating sites are there?!? we get a new on everyday on here.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:52 am
No. 12 SeriousStyle says:

And the words advertising the site get less and less readable. Who comes up with this crap?

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:59 am
No. 13 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

I was so happy to see Jaslene last night, y’all. “Mai Liiiiife!” I miss those spots so hard. I was sort of hoping this season’s soccer-mom tranny would win. The circle of trannylicious would be complete!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:03 am
No. 14 Sugar Magnolia says:

I’m all for a dominatrix photo-shoot. Stacy-ann get’s the ball gag. I can’t stand to listen to her whiny little 10 year old girl trying to get out of trouble with daddy voice anymore.

And did Fatima look like a shitzu with an underbite or what?

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:33 am
No. 15 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

Miss J’s impression of Fatty was hilarious!

Spacey Ann, I just think of her lap dance song: “doo do do dodooooo…”

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:36 am
No. 16 SeriousStyle says:

Stacey Ann is that stupid girl who’s sort of cute, but sort of endearing who you sort of want to smack around.

Anyone else think that Dominique is hella scary when she isn’t taking pics? Terrifying.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:41 am
No. 17 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

Uh, she is scary when she is taking pics as well. Exception perhaps last night. Only because “her eyes really connected.” Or whatever.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:51 am
No. 18 SeriousStyle says:

Her pics are moderately attractive. By scary I meant ugly and manly.

I’m an asshole.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:08 am
No. 19 SeriousStyle says:

Heeee! I love that the pics are tagged as “meatmodel”

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:08 am
No. 20 Sugar Magnolia says:

My daughter came in while I was watching ATNM last night and saw the photo shoot. She saw the meat panties and said, “That is so not sanitary.”

I love that kid.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:14 am
No. 21 Nicolyn says:

I cannot, for the life of me, understand why a model would EVER have to wear meat panties.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:24 am
No. 22 maria says:

Fatima is annoying, very nice description Sug.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:26 am
No. 23 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

I dunno, sometimes if you haven’t done was, you don’t have any unnerwears, but you do have some twine and a steak in the fridge. Sounds logical to me!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:27 am
No. 24 cooter doesnt give a shit says:

This brings a whole new meaning to “eat me”.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:29 am
No. 25 Nicolyn says:

The blond in the 4th thumbnail looks like she’s so scared of the meat around her neck that she’s going to pee herself. I hope them meat panties are absorbent.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:43 am
No. 26 maria says:

Oh, that sounds lovely, a piss marinade ribeye steak. BTW, just so you all know, the meat was donated to a local homeless shelter in NYC, because there’s some really poor people out there who can’t afford meat necklaces.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 11:41 am
No. 27 meaghan says:

I just watched on youtube, and her shoe size was 8.5.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm
No. 28 S a v v y Me says:

Thanks for the clarification on that Meaghan. Still, she can’t be more than an 8 or 10 tops.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 12:28 pm
No. 29 Ruby Jackson says:

This shoot was so offensive on so many levels. The show has gotten really boring, and Tyra is insufferable. What was with that singing, too?

The minute Nigel leaves, I’m out of there!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 12:32 pm
No. 30 lale says:

Every once in a while I pick up a Vogue magazine, and I’ve never seen editorials where models wear meat as clothing, pretend to be homeless while surrounded by actual homeless women, are photographed “vomiting” in the bathroom… What type of medication is Tyra on, and where can I get some?

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 2:54 pm
No. 31 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

Oh, lale, it isn’t in Vogue. It’s in Homeless Bulimic Carnivores Monthly. You should check it out - it’s feirce!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 2:56 pm
No. 32 mae says:

Suddenly, “Make me a Supermodel” doesn’t seem so bad, does it!! At least they tied a Britney scandal into the mix. Perry’s girlfriend was the waitress linked to Adnan.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
No. 33 queencrone says:

This brings back bad memories of Pam Anderson in the lettuce bikini.

The good news is that this is great for my diet.

Please, please don’t anyone model girl scout cookie panties! That would just be WRONG.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 4:53 pm
No. 34 evil twin says:

I hope no one contracted Mad Cow disease because of this nonsense.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 5:19 pm
No. 35 chelsea says:

I’m tired of people treating me like a piece of meat.I’m more than that! I’m a SUPERMODEL

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 7:20 pm
No. 36 chelsea says:

WANT TO BE

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 7:20 pm
No. 37 chelsea says:

STAY TUNE FOR OUR UP COMING SNOT/PULK COLLECTION CHRISTMAS 2008

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 7:23 pm
No. 38 glibby says:

Imagine all those parasites and diseases that are entering their pores, and lungs and bloodstream for a little attention and possbile big salary earnings? Fame is great, worth the risk.. yeah!

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 7:24 am
No. 39 chelsea says:

AND UNWANTED CALORIES

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 9:51 am
No. 40 queencrone says:

I am learning about the unwanted calories, chelsea.

I am on weight watchers, and it is getting easier.

Today, I passed up this delicious brownie-hot fudge-with ice cream desert thing.

I said that I was too full from my lunch. ( A nice small nutrient and vitamin rich salad.)

I was lying my ass off. I wanted TWO servings of this delicious, beautiful, smells like heaven dessert. It just about killed me. I drank some water instead. With a smile.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm
No. 41 chelsea says:

QUEEN a little advice egg whites 15 cals each
no fat. canned chicken broth 20 cals no fat.
drink water as cold as possible because it burns more calories as your metabolism must exert extra energy to balance the body temperture, plus it takes the hunger away. frozen no fat yorgut taste great for your sweet tooth. negative calorie foods asparagus,broccoli,cabbage, carrot,cauliflower,celery hot chili,cucumber, green beans,lettuce,zucchinni,onion, apple,mango,orange,pineapple,
take a drink of water between every bite of food(FILLER) good luck I know you can do it

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm
No. 42 Kitty2 says:

In the rest of the world, USA-ians are hugely fat. peopel need to walk and bike to get to work even in the Uk, or take mass transit. I am all for curvey honey’s with a nice big ass, but we shouldn’t make fun of the girls who are twigs, either. I got enoguh teasing in highschool for being a twig, it really hurts.

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
No. 43 queencrone says:

Thank you chelsea. I have to say that the ice cold water is a brilliant idea. I have never thought of that.

I love water, I feel better when I am hydrated. I used to drink room tempurature.

These are the foods that I can focus on, to enjoy, instead of focusing on the things that I have to avoid. You know I’ll be sampling the frozen no fat yogurt. The sweet tooth got me in the trouble I am in currently… :-)

Thank you chelsea!

I do exersize, in the form of sports, and I am as strong as an ox, and always have been.

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 8:16 pm
No. 44 stopthemadness says:

interesting, i didn’t know that about cold water either.

i hate cold water. i always drink it room temperature too.

Posted: Mar 16, 2008 at 1:19 am
No. 45 chelsea says:

water is our friend

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 9:23 am
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