Heh, Chris Rock looked like she was going to throw up. That is such a sad puppy photo. I have to say that I am disappointed there wasn't more of a fight between Size 8 and Tranny.

BTW, anyone want to retouch my pit hair?

come on, a little pit hair never hurt anyone.

Speak for yourself, my pit hair is murderous.

I could have lived my entire life without the close up of Fatima's armpit.

I laughed so hard when Tranny was bitching at Whitney for being a "racist" and then said she looked 30.

Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle "haggard", I don't know what is.

Bitch needs to quit talking out of her ass so much. And the way she refers to herself in the third person just grates on me.

Yeah, that wasn't cool. I bet if Iman didn't shave her armpits they wouldn't care. I wouldn't care. However, I'm a man that sleeps with men. That might affect my thought process.

Serious: for serious! I was all, look in the mirror, if she looks 30, you must belong to the AARP. Lisa thinks that refering to oneself in teh third person is an affectation that was adopted because Tranny looked like a Tranny and wanted to be fierce. Lisa thinks she confused fierce with no-grip-on-reality.

I sort of loved how the judges, or just Nigel, jumped down Fat's throat for not shaving when she was already all, I'll do it as soon as we get home.

TyTy's always gunning for the tears.

And it was sort of awesomely insane how the whole fight started because nobody told her it was her turn on the phone.

If she wants someone to hold her tranny hand through the phone calling process, then she needs to find some other paint covered, meat wearing bitches.

Maybe this Dominique person she keeps talking about could help? Who even talks in third person anymore?

I just wish one of the other girls would pick up on it and make fun of her. All I know is that she gets called a "shady bitch" by claire, and Lauren freaks out, so needless to say, I can't wait fot next week.

Stop watching this crap, pussies.

Il, you may be my conscience, but I learned to ignore you long ago. Shhhhh, conscience. Benny Ninja is posing.

I can't stop il. I'm a certified Tyraholic. I know she's bad for me, but I just can't quit her.

Dude, Benny Ninja's hair was INSANE. Like a Maori tattoo!

I look for him everytime I watch Paris is Burning. I never see him amongst the House of Ninja.

Whitney already called her a tranny once or twice and I think Marvita did too. Loves it!

If only to her face, serious, if only to her face. I would pay to see her reaction. Like when the judges said it. Ha ha ha!

Crap, I missed it.

Why is Tyra's face relatively unscathed, while the other models had to endure gobs of paint (probably Made in China and contaminated with lead) poured directly into their eyes?

You know, Color Me Badd, is right. I was just thinking how much I hate this spread. And I figured out it is because it looks dreadfully early 90s. I mean, maybe I have to pull out my Cross Colors and listen to Mr. Wendel to appreciate this?

Go ahead, Mr. Wendel.

Oh, I'm completely addicted. I think Claire is spectactular - I hope she takes it all (I know she won't, given the Jaslene/Saleisha situations…). The drama is fantastic - Tranny's totally freaking insane, and the photo shoots are getting increasingly absurd (Fear Factor crossed with ANTM). Then there's the "Nine beautiful women stand before me. But I only have 8 photos in my haahhnds" every week. Oooh I love it!

Don't forget to blink, Cupcake. Gotta add drama with your eyes. I can't wait until she announces the next winner in an Oprah voice. "America's Next Top Moooodel!"