A young, black sprite named Saleisha has won the ninth cycle of America's Next Top Model, the slingshot to mediocrity created by Tyra Banks. With that out of the way, she can get back to her old life of being a professional model and walking in runway shows on America's Next Top Model.
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Like I was saying, pumpkin pie haircut. No fair she shouldn't be considered after attending T-Zone…
She's just not very interesting. I can't bring myself to care about her.
Or since she was on cycle six as an extra. But hey, if Beer Weave can have two chances, why not Saleisha?
Wait… is her last name Banks?
Gah! Fuck! I hadn't seen the final episode yet!
Then WTF are you Mollygooding for? Goody-goody two shoes?
This season of Top model was shit. Bianca should have won. She was a bitch, but at least she had "flavah".
Did Bianca have a tongue stud, or was her tongue really too big for her mouth?
Bianca looked like something I deposit into a toilet after a heavy night of drinking. (Too much information?) And her personality matched that.
Maria, my guess is the latter of the two.
Everyone knew Tyra jr. was going to win.
Maybe this one will actually have a modeling career filled with some substance (ie: famous designers) instead of mediocre bs.
…probably not.
Can I just say that when I read the headline, it makes me think that Saleshia is asexually reproducing, but instead of new versions of herself, different versions of Tyra are popping out. Sweet Tyra, Sexy Tyra, Conrow Tyra, Straight Weave Tyra, Bikini Tyra, Poor Fashion Choice Tyra, etc. Like when Gizmo gets wet.
It's Tootie from Facts of Life!
Hey, you are right it is Tootie! she's come back as a top model.
Dearest YT:
When will you forego your insatiable need to identify people by complexion/ ethnicity? Is this truly the extent of your complexity?
Regards,
Darkness
Dear BLACK Girl Rolling BROWN Eyes,
Is it true that all cats are gray in the darkness?
Fond Regards, Ta-Ta, and All That,
Brent
BBIII, what does that mean?
Is that like Mrs. Beaverhausen aka Karen Walker?
Karen Walker! She was one of my favorites on that show. Just Jack too.
To be specific: Karen Walker in the early years,
when she was a shallow bitchy self-centered alcoholic is when she was my favorite.
Me too! She reminds me of myself as a child.
May I say, cooter49, sound like you were an awesome child. I have a sister that was like that until she get domesticated, but she is still the best person to hang around with. She is a riot sometimes even now.