This post is good news. I’ve had trouble truly defining the negative form of “douche”. I’ve always said it’s like guys who pop their collar or the ones who go to the bar in a group and all dress exactly the same. Now, all I have to say is John Mayer. This will make my life so much easier.

Despite all that, I want one of those phones.

Hi. My name is John. I like cool stuff to be a douche, early. Is that so wrong?
Isn’t it funny how there are no more “geeks” in the world I am a douche?
Remember the distinction?
Now everyone is a geek. So the word is dead.
Maybe that’s where “douche” was born.
The human need to separate and demean.
Who knows.
At any rate,
It has blazing fast 3G and twice the screen resolution, and the fonts look like something out of the New York Times I am a douche.
Which makes “WHERE R U” read as if it were an op/ed I were a douche.

John Mayer should have stayed and finished Berklee.He's got way too much time on his hands and he's immature. Berklee would have given him a bit more polish.

Anyone decrying the death of the word geek hasn't been to my local comic book store on a Wednesday. I wouldn't say he sounds immature as much as he sounds like Andy Rooney after brain damage.

Too bad he's such a dillhole, because he's a very good guitarist. I want to like him so badly, but then he opens his mouth to sing "Your body is a wonderland" or puts up an obvious advertisement for Blackberry on his blog, after proving without doubt that he is, in fact, the douchiest of douches. How much did Blackberry pay you, Mayer? Argh.

No kidding, Frowny. True geeks still exist, you just never see them because they almost never leave their mom's basement.

SnackySmores-

And with the ability to order a pizza without logging out of Everquest, their dream of never having to is just a little closer.

It's almost getting a little terrifying how easy it is becoming to avoid human contact.

Human contact? Whats that? Does it taste anything like hunan chicken?

cooter, I'm not sure what hunan chicken tastes like. My basement too far for any chinese restaunt to deliver.

Well, its just the right amount of sweet & spice.

This isnt a cry for help is it Snacky? As long as you have your electronics you'll be fine.

That sounds pretty good, I will have to give that a try sometime.

No worries cooter, this isn't a cry for help. It's a cry for more good restaurants to move closer to the burbs so I can have something delivered besides Domino's. And it’s strange that you say that because “I’ll be fine as long as I have my electronics” is my mantra.

This proves the fact that talent and brains do not exist in this douche.

Separate and demean, eh? I'd like to separate his balls from his body.