Jake Gyllenhaal takes his biking very seriously. He is not afraid to don the spandex shorts and fancy biking shirt for his exercise. Those sunglasses are not only stylish, but extremely functional. He needs not one, but two water bottles for his extra-manly dehydration. Do not make jokes about how if he's not careful he'll get Sheryl Crow all hot and bothered. This get-up isn't funny; it is very very intese.

Especially the chest hair.

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