Where there's French bread there's French cheese. And where there's French cheese—I think you know where this is going—there's French wine. Anyone who's lived in LA knows Bristol Farms' wine purveyors scoff at even the idea of Ralphs. Where's the Syrah, Jonathan? We all know there's no better way to celebrate The Tudors' amazing ratings than with some nice tipple.

No? Nothing? Just that Coke? Well then, good for you! Keep wearing that mala. It's easily counterfeited and probably useless, but whatever helps.

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