maybe britney thinks she's going to find jesus in a public restroom, it's the only logical explaination of her need to use public restrooms every chance she gets.

Jesus IS everywhere.

he just prefers public restrooms. people don't bother him when he's on the john.

I just wish he'd wear his sandals. He's going to get a ringworm.

Wow. Such grace under pressure. Makes me remember not to feel bad for her on those rare occasions when she really doesn't want the paps after her. Hell, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that there are ways around having to pee. If a deranged, love-crazed astronaut could figure it out, couldn't Brit? I am starting to hate her. I now declare Britney Death Watch 2007/2008.

We should start a celebrity dead pool. I call Lohan.

Damnit, fine. I had this whole scene played out with her in the bathroom at Le Deux. It involved Lc and Hayden Pantenhairy or whatever fighting over, Steven.

I'm calling Britney and say it's going to be, Elvis style.

I call Winehouse. She's started wearing heels instead of ballet flats/badroom slippers. Nobody can walk in those things when they're that f'ed up all the time. She's going to trip and crack her skull open on the sidewalk or an unsuspecting ATM.

PS, I'm still on typo strike.

I stand strong with you bedgbugs. Let them mock us. I like your bet there. This is going to be tough. So many plausible options here.

PSS…How are all the rest of you sicko hags feeling today. I'm not ashamed to say I've been living up to that name the past few days.

Me too, hag on, haggettes. I am mostly better except for the headache. It's like a gin hangover without the karaoke and stripping.

PSSS…It's not going to be St Pete, the Boy Wonder (fingers, toes and legs crossed on this one). He's in rehab and that nemesis, Cunt, has moved on. I hope it's not poor Dinger…she refuses to go to rehab.
And I'm not correcting that "typo."… Ahem…I have a little cough…

Ahhh…so that's Brit-Twit's excuse…

I wish there was somewhere they could go called, refab. Let's take, Britney, as an example. We could send her there and when she comes out she'd be fab again and wearing underwear.

You know, for the, rehab, resistant star. That way they can get help and still deny their problems.

Well, if it were just the drugs, boozing and drunken domestic brawls, I would never go with Winehouse (BTW,she's the perfect candidate for your refab idea) ….she has the tattoo to teeth ratio thing on her side for those…but that doesn't cover the choice of footwear issue.

They could do something with the snaggle teeth in there.

Safe bet on Owen, possible big money on Babyfishmouth.

I'd bet on babyfishmouth, I think Owen will make it out with his bros. THey may try some taser therapy.

I think I'm going to take Tracy Morgan too. That dude is a mess.

I have to admit, that paparazzi would get so old, so quick. What an awful life. How do those people have any self-respect?

I call it, too.
Suicide.
Britney's.
And Amy's.
But Britney first.

Self-respect doesn't pay the bills honey! (click click click) Give us a smile! Smile for us! Smile!

my money is on pete doherty first

I think that Pete will outlive us all. Cockroaches and Pete will make it out of the atomic blast.

I can just see Pete coming out of a nuclear holocaust and talking to the cockroaches, "Hey mates! What was all the lights and flashin' and whatnot? Bad trip, aye? You got any stash?" All said with a huge smile.