It Was Only A Matter Of Time

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Good news for females around the world: Ryan Reynolds is reportedly going through a rough patch with girlfriend Scarlett Johansson, complete with a recent public spat in Boston.

'The Ryan guy was clearly being a baby,' said [a] spy. 'She kept grabbing his arm and he’d yank it away and she’d keep saying "Ry, come on, Ry. Stop."

'He kept switching directions on the sidewalk like he wanted her to leave, responding over and over, "Roger that!" — whatever that was supposed to mean.'

The hostilities ceased when the couple noticed that there was a photographer trailing them.

We'll give the spy a pass for calling Reynolds "the Ryan guy," because if this is true, the object of Mollygood readers' affection may soon be single.

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Apr 10, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses
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    No. 1 stopthemadness says:

    that is hilarious. i have friend who would throw these mini tantrums and would leave a bar and just walk home. even if it was 5 miles. i've actually trailed this friend in my car "c'mon, dude, get back in the car." and he crossed the street.

    then he would call his girlfriend and then just hang up on her. over and over and over. and then at one point he called her and said "stop calling me!" she says "wtf!? you're the one calling me and hanging up!"

    needless to say, he was very drunk.

    Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    No. 2 economics says:

    Sounds like he's a Borderline personality disorder. 85% are females, the rest are men. They are the worst personality to try and relate with aside from anti-socials, of course. Look it up, see if you anerexics and cutters recognize yourselves. L.A. attracts personality disordeers like flies to shit.I woner if more-upset knows he is.

    Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    No. 3 rantmagazine:boohoo says:

    'Roger that'!!

    I LOVE it! That's my new word!

    Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    No. 4 mae says:

    Uh, I wouldn't go as far as saying he has a disorder. Sounds like he was just pissed off.

    Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    No. 5 mae says:

    I'll make it all better.

    Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    No. 6 fucked up is the new normal says:

    They're filming movies all over Boston right now. As if traffic wasn't already bad enough here. I don't need all these pretty people running all over town causing me to be even later than I usually am. Can you roger that RyGuy?

    Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    No. 7 QueenOfTrashin says:

    Ryan has control issues. Scarlette needs to ditch his ass.

    Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    No. 8 YerMom says:

    When men get pissed, they need space to cool down. I learned this the hard way.

    Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    No. 9 queencrone says:

    "Roger that" is short and polite for "Yes, I hear you; please, please get off my nutsack."

    At least that is how my boys use it with their ladies.

    Economics: it's hard to diagnose some one after spending 45 minutes with them. It's impossible and irresponsible with just a third hand story.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 1:27 am
    No. 10 kate says:

    Ryan, break up with that pretentious bitch and I'll let you call me Roger in bed.
    xoxo,
    Kate

    Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 9:30 am
    No. 11 lale says:

    First of all, this reminds me of a scene from a John Hughes movie or something. Second, I once threw a fit and tried to walk home after my then boyfriend told me to "shut up." (In retrospect, I was trying to get into a fight with some Mexican dude who would have turned to my guy with his fists instead of me.) The only problem- we were in Mexico, where I am not from, and in some tiny town where Coca Cola has sponsored their street signs. Thank God my dude came looking for me on his scooter, or I'da been forced to get married just to find a place to sleep.

    p.s. Good luck, RyGuy. If you need us, you know where to find us.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 9:57 am
    No. 12 economics says:

    queencrone is a little Borderline as well. What 45 minutes? How do you know how long i spent with him or around him, or anyone else? Plus, you have no idea what i can diagnose. Besides, what do you care and why so defensive for him? Hum?
    Nutsack a little tight? Keep talking.

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 3:51 pm
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