Apparently she wants to be taken more seriously in rehab.

Blimey, eeeees riyt. I like this color better. She looks less……say something nice……..crack whorey.

She's trying to get the more sensitive, intelligent guys.

She needs to fix the beehive. It's slightly askew and may end up in her ear.

Maybe the blond was just a temporary stripping of hair color. See it is actually a dark brown right now. She didn't want her hair to get too fried, so she VO5 hot oiled that shit for a few weeks after the stripping. Right? Right? Yeah, probably not.

The beehives back and it gives Amy so much more room to store her stash…….but surely it needs to be bigger?

After watching the video she'll need like 4 quadrants. Upper left for the pills. Upper right for the crack. Lower left for the pot. And then, lower right as kind of a potpourri. Whatever is left just throw it in there.

Maybe a light snack?

oh, no, the lower right is for her little vials of coke which she has outfitted with tubes that lead directly to her nose. she breathes, she gets a bump.

win-win.

Ah yeah, the junk drawer of the beehive. Very good planning Juje. Are you, like, a beehive architech? If so, can you do something with windows for me? Maybe an attic?

Hmm. Probably but there will need to be some reinforcing. Obviously Amy had a crappy beehive engineer. There is definite leaning. Her drugs are going to get all mixed up.

Hey, you got your crack in my valium.

What's worse is when you get valium in your crack. I hate that.

Ugh…how many threads is Ms. Wino gonna get? Doesn't Cord know how to update a story in the same thread?

best,
James

I think it's chelsea appreciation day here on Mollygood.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ATTENTION TO HER THERE IS OTHER LINKS

Well, James. Britney must be trapped in some gas station bathroom. When is Lindsay going to snap? Nobody does meltdown quite like her.

Someone forgot to put on their proper grammar hat this morning…

Our girl Lindsay is being good Ju…which I am actually glad about (so says I, completely snark free.) We forget that Lindsay (and Tina Fey of course) gave us the bestest movie of all time, "Mean Girls" and that Lindsay actually does have talent and is a working girl, unlike these other whores who don't deserve their fame. And I include Amy in that…having one fucking hit song shouldn't grant you this kind of fame.

Fine, but can we have a Dina meltdown? I'm bored of Britney and her daily roaming trips to nowhere in particular.

ONE HIT IN USA.

Right…the only country that counts chelsea.

Hey, James, take that back! Those are fighting words. I'll call up the Canadian Army and they'll be sending their man down to you anytime now…

TO YOU . YOUR BROKE . NO $ NOT THAT ANY ONE WANTS $ NOW. IT EVEN LOSE VALUE TO THE CLONE(COSTA RICA)
1ST TIME IN HISTORY third world

Chelsea, must you really scream at us with every post?

I'm going to take my Amy and go.
I HAVE GO GET MY NAILS DONE. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JAMES YOU SHOULD GET A RAISE(money that is)

I like that she yells. In my mind it is that monotone yelling that old men who are hard of hearing do. Which of course = hilarious.

Or people who don't speak english. Because if you just yell it loud enough they'll understand it. Someone did that to my grandmother at the store. She yelled back. I YAM NOT SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH. I YAM NOT A DEF. ARE JU ON DE DRUGAS OR E STOOOPID?

I like your gradM more and more juje. Does she drink heavily? Because then we could totally hang.

As a matter fact. Yes she does. but not of that hoity toity crap. Bacardi (because she's Rican) wild turkey, mad dog, and if the occasion is right, creme de menthe.

james, I'm so happy you're talking about Mean Girls.

Loves it.

Excellent. I'll Bring over some Ron Canita and Maker's and we'll be set!

mad dog makes bitches fight

Now I have to go home early, because I peed my pants laughing so hard. Thanks Juju.

They should call it, Mad Bitches.

Well qu, if you had that fancy Prada Tutu, that would just cover it right up.

Seriously. I've seen women go bat shit crazy at the sight of that crap.

My best friend once got roofied when we were out and her acting a damn fool that night and calling me a "cracker" were less disturbing then the time she got drunk off Mad Dog. True story.

Yeah, that shit's not right. And it's the worst tasting crap ever. Only second to nyquil. Not even flavors make it any better. I tried their strawberry once. It was like robitussin. That was back in the days when we had to scrape together money for alcohol. It's cheap and does the job.

LOL. U BITCHES ARE CRAZY! oops…now i'm shouting…AND I LIKE IT!

brunettes have more fun…

j_b– in exciting gay news, i met the hot guy from queer eye for the straight guy at the laundromat in west hollywood. (jai rodriguez) he was so goddamn nice and so goddamn fine, he makes a straight girl wish she were a gay man.

He is cute, damnit.

he is. it's so unfair.