Jessica Simspon made the rounds at Cannes promoting a movie that has yet to even begin filming, meaning it's even more irrelevant than if it were just starring her.
The singer, 26, flew all the way to the festival—attended by thousands of film journalists—simply to announce Major Movie Star, which doesn't begin production until July 9.
"It's basically this girl who's a major movie star, who wants to be more respected because she always gets the blonde bimbo parts," Simpson explained on the red carpet outside the May 18 party for her aboard Cannes' Budweiser Select Yacht. "She doesn't get the roles she wants and ends up walking in on her costar, who is her boyfriend, and her hairdresser! And she figures she doesn't want this life anymore. So she joins the Marines."
Asked how her life was different from her Major Movie Star character's, Simpson said she is "quite content" with not being taken seriously.
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I think they already made this movie, it was called "Private Benjamin".
Jessica, you are NO Goldie Hawn!
So she's ripping off Working Girl, and now Private Benjamin? Next obviously comes her remake of Yentl.
Ooh, I meant to think of something ridiculous, and now I'm scared by how possible/probable that is.
And by "quite content," she meant "have no choice."
Can I hope against hope that these will be a series of films that are "straight to DVD"? Please?
Also - going back to blonde now that we're dumped? That's not pathetic at all. (Mayer has been quoted before saying he prefers brunette women.)
Is she trying to tell us something about John Mayer and Ken Paves?
"And by “quite content,” she meant “have no choice.”"
No kidding. It's either make peace with it or struggle for the rest of your natural born life.
Wow, that picture is… stunningly scary.
see how rich you can get with no talent? all you need to do is look like a complete bimbo.
It is true–she has the COMPLETE BIMBO/deer-in-headlights look in the top photo! SCARY!
marie - HAHAHA halarious.
I can't fault her for going from brunette to blond due to being dumped… ppl often change their appearance afer a breakup - i do it all the time.
The movie seems like drivel. For someoen who ALWAYS has her freakin' mouth open, did anyone notice when she talks, she NEVER moves her teeth? (Atleast not in Dukes of Hazard)
I remember when she first came out, she would complain when they tried to dress her too sexy or show too much skin…what happened to that girl?
That girl never really existed, I'm afraid.
Wow, I cant believe she even gets offered movie roles. There must be deperate producers out there. Just think, this dumb ho is getting payed more money than you and me!
Just think, this dumb ho gets payed more than you and me.
it's paid