If Trump is inspired by Tom Ford's recent perfume ad, I bet he can think of a really interesting way to use his bottle, an image of Rosie O'Donnell, and some verbiage that incorporates a "clever" double entendre for Goose.

"Marilyn Manson's Absinthe is a fat pig and a loser."

if Trump is inspired by Tom Ford, he could speak more truth with no words than anyone else:

"I am Donald Trump. I am a dick, but if you drink enough of my vodka, it might cover it up."

nice!

i try…

I wonder if his vodka will give me the shits the way reading anything about him does?

that, juju, can not be answered in a picture.

I'm going to need extra tp for my bunghole.

juju, girls don't poo and therefore have no need to aquire toilet paper. quit lying to yourself…it's sad.

I know, I just wanted to make a Beavis joke.

One of Martha Grahams dancers needed to pee before a preformance. She told him to, absorb it. That's how I do it to.

stellar juju…think you could teach me that? my husband said my habit of pooping is starting to get on his nerves. he says real ladies don't do it.

I just close my eyes and think really, really, hard. Real women don't poo say that 100x. I'm sure one day my intestines will explode but in the meantime, I will not poo.

got it. i'll have to work on that.

you could start "no poo yoga" sessions. i'm sure you'd make a killing.

They'd all get septic shock and drop. But they will have achieved full Nirvana. To not poo is true happiness.

God I hate Donal Trump. I also hate the fact that I'm totally going to buy this.

I don't know about you, but I feel pretty damn chipper after a duece…too much information I know. I hope Cord is reading this while his girlfriend is drinking a prune smoothie.

Don't make me jealous, I've been retaining this shit since early 2001.

God I hope your colon doesn't exceed maximum capacity in a downward dog…that could be seriously unfortunate for the backblast area behind you.

Thar she blows.