Can you believe all the blue bloods still get together in New York to discuss whose lineage reigns supreme? Disgusting. But even worse, based on what we can gather from photos of the event, all the WASPs then trade diminutive Latinos with one another. Presumably the men's small stature allows their owners to put them in the trunk on the ride home. I think I've even heard that this event is televised and gambled on. How are people getting away with this?
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Actually only one of those guys appears to be Latino.
And they're called jockeys.
That's left to right, Javier Castellano, Edgar Prado, and John Velasquez, all jockeys. I have no idea who the chick on the left is.
Tiny Latinos. They are the new, pocket gays. Now you can trade them, sweeet.
Racism! There's plenty of "diminutive stature" people in Asia! Why aren't they all jockeys too? ;-)
Those diminutive stature people picture probably make way more money than any of us do.
When does Ivanka have time to do her vice-president thing at dad's company? She seems to take an awful lot of time off for a veep. Unless she's always crackberrying?
I dont care. She has great skin though.
Karen, you old fart. Old people and their crackberry's. I still haven't figured out the hot new phrase.
I like Ivanka. I'm not entirely sure why. But she seems to have a hell of a lot more grace than either of her parents (not that it's difficult) and other than the weird boob job, generally looks really good.
I've heard of a trunk Mexican before (my husband's niece has one) but never a pocket Latino. Do they sell those at Wal-Mart?
FYI, Bunnie, it's Breeders' Cup, not Breeder's. Belongs to multiple breeders.
I bet my Malaysian gardeners that the one on the left of Trump (with the cap) will be taking home the money. I mean, will be taken home with the money.
juju, just say "them's some mad shorties up in ivanka's business, yo!"
By that I mean I am gambling them, not gambling with them. They are not allowed to speak to me.
Those be sum bad shorney's up in ivanka's vajayjay. That's how Oprah would say it.
"shorties" juju…LOL. "shorney" sounds like and STD. you so white girl!
Jockeys are self-employed freelancers. They get mount fees (paid just to get on a horse) and a percentage of the purse if they win, place or show; usually 10% of the purse for a win, and 5% for a place or show.
Someone like Javier Castellano who's ranked number 10 in the world makes a decent living. Currently his purses this year total over $11 million, making his take between $500K-$1 million so far, plus his mount fees. He might be so cute you want to put him in your pocket and take him home, but you're gonna have to cough up a lot of cash.
Not if I can kidnap him without being detected, and place him in my Little Gay necklace bauble.
BJ, I'm a curious mixture of races, much like Britney's latest perfume. I come from a long line of dishwashers.
It's America. Trading minorities isn't illegal yet, right?
Kitchy, that's a million dollar idea. Not the kidnapping, I mean, that could be lucrative, too, but pokeball style charms to hold whoever you choose…I'd buy them.
You don't buy them, you trade them. Gotta catch thme all, jockeyballs.