Are you sure? I mean about the not gay part.

apparently, i didn't injest enough tryptophan to induce a coma, because i just got fired!

What happened, mae?

OMG mae thats terrible

I'm sorry, Mae. :(

If we can't blame the sleepinesson the turkey can we blame turkey for mae's extermination? That's rough, mae :(

Well, they called my father and told him to tell me the office was closed today. Then they called him back and told him to have me call. So he called me and told me and I called and was like "Is the office closed today?" And my boss was like "I'm so sorry to do this over the phone, but we have to let you go. There's a certain kind of personality you have to have with some of the agents. I'm so sorry to do this over the phone." And I said "Okay, did I do something wrong?" And she said "No, not at all. There's just a certain kind of personality you have to have." And I said "Well, am I going to have a problem putting this on my resume?" And she said "No, not at all. Cheryl (the boss who hired me) said you can put her as a reference. We'll mail you your stuff with your paycheck." What's funny, is I suspected something on Monday and asked Cheryl if I was being let go, because they were interviewing for my job and she said "No, we're looking for someone for on the weekend." She lied to my face! I may not have an ass kiss personality, but they obviously have no tact or professionalism to lie to me, my father and then fire me because I wasn't a kiss ass to everyone. I really liked the job too and people too. Obviously they didn't feel the same way. This is a company who has the utlity companies calling everyday because their bills are pass due. Sigh.

Thank your lucky stars, mae. If they can't pay their bills, they will be out of biz soon enough anyway.

That really sucks to be let go before the holidays, though, and I wish you lots of luck to find something else.

Thanks, hopefully I'll find a better job next week. I was going to go apply today, but decided I would let myself sulk all day and then drown my sorrows in cocktails.
It is a real estate office and houses aren't selling. I'm sure I got fired because they couldn't afford me right now and I know there was 3 agents (out of 130) that just never quite warmed up to me. But saving face and telling me I'm fired because my personality sucks, rather than embarrassing themselves by saying we can't afford you is bullshit. What's funny is a week ago, one of my bosses who hired me was like "If you ever don't wanna drive home we have a finished basement with a bedroom, you can crash at our place. I know you have an hour drive one way to work. Me and my husband goto bed early anyways." I think they could have indulged me enough to fire me at the end of the day today so I could atleast get paid for that. Obviously, considering they want to mail my stuff rather than me come pick it up, someone really doesn't like me. F- them.

Eff them. You'll be fine. :)

Oh Mae! Thats sucks. Fuck them. Shooters on Cooter!!!!!!!!

It's all the wine, and marijuana and heroine. Gosh I'm so sleepy.

you can't dress like that, behave like that, listen to that and not be gay. you can however be in massive denial. but it will all work out in the end sweetie. just hang in there and one day it will occur to you that not having touched a woman in 10 years must actually mean something.

wahoo for shooters!!

"shooters on cooter" may just be my favourite slogan of all time. Thank you.

BTW, that totally blows that your job would hose you during the holidays. I hope you find something that suits your non-ass kissing self better than a bunch of douches who lie to you.

Free rounds on blah, bitches!!!!

Hahaha. Look at one of the definitions of shiteous in the Urban Dictionary:
"4. shiteous 2 up, 11 down

A "word" utilized by people such as escaped mental patient / little boy molester Perez Hilton, who is too lazy to use real words, and instead decides to allow the crap filling his head to fill the internet via his blogs.

Perez: What a shiteous whoreanus celesbian girl that celebrity is.
Anyone with a brain: No one cares.

Perez: Post-gays rock so hard, 'cause they don't stereotype themselves, O M G mainstream queers are so lame.
Anyone with a brain: Shut up, you stereotypical attention-seeking ultra-liberal effeminate douche."

WAKE UP CORD OR CORD'S INTERN!!! It's cyber Monday and I need some distraction from all these deals and work is a bore. BTW, I had turkey taco's from leftovers and they were great.

Mae, I'm pretty sure you are just too hot for that job and they couldn't take it. Life is so unfair to those of us who are exceptionally beautiful.

Part of me wants to interject that I'm being sarcastic but another part wants to leave it as is so some tourist will tell me how ugly I am.

All that pie makes me violent.