Kathleen Turner on Nicolas Cage, from her upcoming autobiography, Send Yourself Roses:
Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it… He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.
I saw a chihuaha I liked this morning, but I didn’t have a jacket on. One of these days…
That’s the farking best story EVER!!!!! I will read this books. It’s true his voice and fake teeth really annoy me too. Plus, I can totally see this douched just shoving a dog in his jacket. I hope the rest of the book is like this. If it is, best seller. Plus, nobody can touch her hotness from Body Heat.
NO! so he’s like “that”!
She’s gone crazy since she gained all “that” weight.
Christina is making my farking brain cry.
Anyone see her on Nip/Tuck recently? “That” was hot.
She certainly is and she can sit by me. Look at the picture. She’s thinking, You are not Elvis Presley so stop pretending you are. I want to punch you in your big fat teeth.
You had better keep on trucking because I don’t do backspace.
Valley Girl is the hotness. That was before the fake teeth though.
I know its just me, but I really like Mr. Cage. She creeps me out!
I really can’t stand Nicolas Cage, but I like almost all the movies he’s in. Maybe that makes me a hypocrite. Go figure.
or, I should say, maybe “that” makes me a hypocrite.
I also love Romancing the Stone. So this story, it does nothing but confuse “me.”
Oh Lisa! Valley girl is one of my favorite movies. FUCK YOU JULIE!
I don’t know much about Nic’s personal life but I love his movies.
Imma go google him
She’s just pissed because she couldn’t get him to fuck her.
I guess it is time to crush that fly!
Didn’t Mr. Cage eat a live Cockroach on camera once? He probably ain’t the most stable person out there…I believe Ms. Turner.
I just think it’s hilarious. Maybe it was his childhood dream to have a chihuahua and he saw this as his “moment”. I hated his voice in Peggy Sue Got Married. But overall I like his movies. I just think he’d be someone I would kick out of bed.
I would hope so Ju…he ain’t exactly cute. He kinda was when he was young in “Moonstruck” but that was a loooooong time ago.
I feel like he’d be a smothery cuddler. I’d definitely kick him out of bed.
I just hate it when men of a certain age dye their hair Elvis black. I’m looking at you Wayne Newton. It does not make you look younger gentlemen.
But Ju, the dyed hair looks soooooo good on Mitt Romney (sarcasm alert! I woulda put quotation marks on ‘good’ but I don’t want Blue Canary to misunderstand and attack me.) And Wayne Newton, well, he’s kinda in a league of his own. A shady, slimy, tacky league of his own.
Oh James she won’t attack you she’ll accuse you of attacking Mitt
Wayne Newton snaps entirely way too much for my taste. Danka Shane (shoen) isn’t that great of a song, bitch.
I feel like I’m in high school. If you’re trying to pick a fight, you shouldn’t bother.
Blue we’re just kidding atleast Im kidding.
plus you’re on our Advisory Council
speak for yourself…my abs are fine.
no high school bitch-fight? then why the fuck am i here?
I will take you down like Liza all over David Guest.
You can fight, just not with me. ;)
Denise15 came early last week, maybe she’ll be hre today?
Or here, she might be here today.
I’m not scared of her. I can buy my liquor and don’t have to steal it out of my parents cabinet. I may be and old fat ass but at least I don’t have a curfew.
I thought HRE was like an HRH type title. Her Royal Estrogen?
remember juju if u can buy liquor you’re an alcoholic
Oh no you di-in’t!! I will take you down like me on Brad Pitt!!! *snap*
Talk to the hand. I will rip you a new one like Diana Ross and Patti Labelle having a wig fight.
Oh Lord. Fight! Fight! Fight!
Oh no she did! I will slap your head til you’re as confused as Sherri Shephard!! * two snaps and a roll of my head*
We’ll make up over some cocktails and designer jeans.
Ohhhhhhh, shit. I will smack you so hard you’ll look like Sharon Stone after a botox overdose.
Let’s make up now…I gotta go do some work. Kisses Ju.
ok, done. I had to get my whatever in. Drinks and boy make the world go round.
**two snaps, a circle and a swoosh**
She shouldn’t be so quick to judge Mr. Cage. Maybe he was hungry.
Hmmmm…I’m no Frenchie but I think you mean “joie de vivre”.
I love her chain smoking, whisky sounding ass for saying that. Beware of someone who names their own baby Kal-El.
oh gawd, FINALLY! someone sees it! nicholas cage SUCKS! he’s just awful. totally undeserving of everything!
I heard James say he would do him. True story.
OH NO YOU DI-INT! AGAIN! i said he was kidna cute 20 years ago but i wouldn’t do him. i don’t think i could fuck him even if i was high.
OMG…you regular posters (Ju, Lily, James, Janice) crack me up! All of you are part of the reason I come back to this site everyday. That and my crack-like addiction to gossip sites also plays a minor part in it too!
Thank you Ali. I’m sure I speak for all the Hags when I say it’s good to be appreciated by someone at Mollygood. It’s not like Cord appreciates the amount of time we spend here, when we should be working, hi-jacking his threads and sexually harassing him. So I’m glad someone does.