These People Are Crazy!

Kathleen Turner on Nicolas Cage, from her upcoming autobiography, Send Yourself Roses:

Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it… He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.

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Jan 23, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 56 Responses
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Comments (56)

No. 1 SeriousStyle says:

I saw a chihuaha I liked this morning, but I didn’t have a jacket on. One of these days…

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:37 am
No. 2 jujubees says:

That’s the farking best story EVER!!!!! I will read this books. It’s true his voice and fake teeth really annoy me too. Plus, I can totally see this douched just shoving a dog in his jacket. I hope the rest of the book is like this. If it is, best seller. Plus, nobody can touch her hotness from Body Heat.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:39 am
No. 3 lovelee says:

NO! so he’s like “that”!

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:42 am
No. 4 cooter49 says:

She’s gone crazy since she gained all “that” weight.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:43 am
No. 5 meep says:

can’t… stand…
grammar….
overload.

Christina is making my farking brain cry.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:43 am
No. 6 SeriousStyle says:

Anyone see her on Nip/Tuck recently? “That” was hot.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:43 am
No. 7 jujubees says:

She certainly is and she can sit by me. Look at the picture. She’s thinking, You are not Elvis Presley so stop pretending you are. I want to punch you in your big fat teeth.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:44 am
No. 8 jujubees says:

You had better keep on trucking because I don’t do backspace.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:46 am
No. 9 Lisa(#1) says:

Valley Girl is the hotness. That was before the fake teeth though.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:54 am
No. 10 jujubees says:

They are almost up there with Busey teeth.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 10:57 am
No. 11 gayledi says:

I know its just me, but I really like Mr. Cage. She creeps me out!

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:03 am
No. 12 janice says:

I really can’t stand Nicolas Cage, but I like almost all the movies he’s in. Maybe that makes me a hypocrite. Go figure.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:15 am
No. 13 janice says:

or, I should say, maybe “that” makes me a hypocrite.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:15 am
No. 14 Lisa(#1) says:

I also love Romancing the Stone. So this story, it does nothing but confuse “me.”

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:30 am
No. 15 cooter says:

Oh Lisa! Valley girl is one of my favorite movies. FUCK YOU JULIE!

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:30 am
No. 16 lovelee says:

I don’t know much about Nic’s personal life but I love his movies.

Imma go google him

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:35 am
No. 17 QueenOfTrashin says:

She’s just pissed because she couldn’t get him to fuck her.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:46 am
No. 18 Lisa(#1) says:

I guess it is time to crush that fly!

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:49 am
No. 19 james_boston says:

Didn’t Mr. Cage eat a live Cockroach on camera once? He probably ain’t the most stable person out there…I believe Ms. Turner.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:51 am
No. 20 jujubees says:

I just think it’s hilarious. Maybe it was his childhood dream to have a chihuahua and he saw this as his “moment”. I hated his voice in Peggy Sue Got Married. But overall I like his movies. I just think he’d be someone I would kick out of bed.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:55 am
No. 21 james_boston says:

I would hope so Ju…he ain’t exactly cute. He kinda was when he was young in “Moonstruck” but that was a loooooong time ago.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:02 pm
No. 22 janice says:

I feel like he’d be a smothery cuddler. I’d definitely kick him out of bed.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:02 pm
No. 23 jujubees says:

I just hate it when men of a certain age dye their hair Elvis black. I’m looking at you Wayne Newton. It does not make you look younger gentlemen.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:09 pm
No. 24 james_boston says:

But Ju, the dyed hair looks soooooo good on Mitt Romney (sarcasm alert! I woulda put quotation marks on ‘good’ but I don’t want Blue Canary to misunderstand and attack me.) And Wayne Newton, well, he’s kinda in a league of his own. A shady, slimy, tacky league of his own.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:15 pm
No. 25 lovelee says:

Oh James she won’t attack you she’ll accuse you of attacking Mitt

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:16 pm
No. 26 jujubees says:

Wayne Newton snaps entirely way too much for my taste. Danka Shane (shoen) isn’t that great of a song, bitch.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:21 pm
No. 27 Blue Canary says:

I feel like I’m in high school. If you’re trying to pick a fight, you shouldn’t bother.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:22 pm
No. 28 lovelee says:

Blue we’re just kidding atleast Im kidding.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:23 pm
No. 29 lovelee says:

plus you’re on our Advisory Council

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:25 pm
No. 30 jujubees says:

It’s like fight club minus the abs.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:25 pm
No. 31 james_boston says:

speak for yourself…my abs are fine.

no high school bitch-fight? then why the fuck am i here?

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:26 pm
No. 32 jujubees says:

I will take you down like Liza all over David Guest.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:29 pm
No. 33 Blue Canary says:

You can fight, just not with me. ;)

Denise15 came early last week, maybe she’ll be hre today?

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:29 pm
No. 34 Blue Canary says:

Or here, she might be here today.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:30 pm
No. 35 jujubees says:

I’m not scared of her. I can buy my liquor and don’t have to steal it out of my parents cabinet. I may be and old fat ass but at least I don’t have a curfew.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:34 pm
No. 36 Lisa(#1) says:

I thought HRE was like an HRH type title. Her Royal Estrogen?

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:34 pm
No. 37 lovelee says:

remember juju if u can buy liquor you’re an alcoholic

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:35 pm
No. 38 james_boston says:

Oh no you di-in’t!! I will take you down like me on Brad Pitt!!! *snap*

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:35 pm
No. 39 jujubees says:

Talk to the hand. I will rip you a new one like Diana Ross and Patti Labelle having a wig fight.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:43 pm
No. 40 lovelee says:

Oh Lord. Fight! Fight! Fight!

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:44 pm
No. 41 james_boston says:

Oh no she did! I will slap your head til you’re as confused as Sherri Shephard!! * two snaps and a roll of my head*

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:47 pm
No. 42 jujubees says:

We’ll make up over some cocktails and designer jeans.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:48 pm
No. 43 jujubees says:

Ohhhhhhh, shit. I will smack you so hard you’ll look like Sharon Stone after a botox overdose.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:50 pm
No. 44 james_boston says:

Let’s make up now…I gotta go do some work. Kisses Ju.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:51 pm
No. 45 jujubees says:

Tripple snaps an eyeroll and a, whatever.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:51 pm
No. 46 jujubees says:

ok, done. I had to get my whatever in. Drinks and boy make the world go round.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:52 pm
No. 47 james_boston says:

**two snaps, a circle and a swoosh**

bye!

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 12:54 pm
No. 48 jujubees says:

That exit had juiz de vive

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 1:01 pm
No. 49 Lily the Pink says:

She shouldn’t be so quick to judge Mr. Cage. Maybe he was hungry.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
No. 50 james_boston says:

Hmmmm…I’m no Frenchie but I think you mean “joie de vivre”.

Oh snap!

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 4:35 pm
No. 51 blah says:

I love her chain smoking, whisky sounding ass for saying that. Beware of someone who names their own baby Kal-El.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm
No. 52 eeks says:

oh gawd, FINALLY! someone sees it! nicholas cage SUCKS! he’s just awful. totally undeserving of everything!

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 6:59 pm
No. 53 jujubees says:

I heard James say he would do him. True story.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 7:53 pm
No. 54 james_boston says:

OH NO YOU DI-INT! AGAIN! i said he was kidna cute 20 years ago but i wouldn’t do him. i don’t think i could fuck him even if i was high.

Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:11 am
No. 55 Aliwanwan says:

OMG…you regular posters (Ju, Lily, James, Janice) crack me up! All of you are part of the reason I come back to this site everyday. That and my crack-like addiction to gossip sites also plays a minor part in it too!

Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 12:22 pm
No. 56 james_boston says:

Thank you Ali. I’m sure I speak for all the Hags when I say it’s good to be appreciated by someone at Mollygood. It’s not like Cord appreciates the amount of time we spend here, when we should be working, hi-jacking his threads and sexually harassing him. So I’m glad someone does.

Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 1:08 pm
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