i always make my husband(fiancee) paint paint his toenails, right after i make him paint mine.

always a french manicure, however. Anything else is just tacky.

The color is all wrong for his complexion. Earth tones don't work well on him, he needs jewel tones. He's a winter.

I gave my husband a pedicure on saturday and he asked for polish. It was a toss up between dark brown, midnight blue, black or a deep red. He went with the red. I only painted his big toes, we've done this for 3 years. He enjoys the pedi, and I enjoy his feet not looking like poo.

what in the??? what? are you guys serious? i am hoping you are all joking and i am lacking the sense of computer sarcasm!!

your poor husbands…

I wish I could get my man to allow me to do something with his feet. But pedicures are for ladies, just ask him. I'm not even allowed to cut his toenails for him.

My husband gets regular pedicures but he'd rather denut himself than to get polish on them.

Ah, "reality" TV. Do you think his wife ever misses this pussy? Or is she just cashing those child support cheques and thanking the Sweet Baby Jesus that she is a single mom now?

I'm going with option B, Lale.

The only time men are allowed bronze-colored toenails is when they are an imprisoned activists who had their toenails pulled out during torture sessions so often that they grew out brown.

I'm still back in 2006 or whatever (2005?), when this fabulous couple locked eyes or groins and decided that they had to have each other…in spite of their respective spouses. What was the deal? And then I fast forward to their new daughter and wonder what kind of self-esteem issues she'll have when she realizes that mom's nose and boobs are totally fake.

Oh what is so wrong with a loving couple experimenting with cosmetics? Start RANT:

I have had a few boyfriends that really enjoyed the whole makeover fun. I am not saying that we left the house like that. We giggled, applied, had a nice nuzzley time. We had wine, and played nice smooth jazzy music.

(Well, honestly, now that I take a clear eyed look at the past, these were the boyfriends that eventually came out of the closet.)

Nevermind. RANT evacuated.

My husband is a former Marine (ok - once a Marine always a Marine) and he manis and pedis himself. There's no polish involved but he does like the buffer, which gives his nails a nice shine. My nephew paints both his toes and fingers, but he's all emo right now and I'm sure the phase will pass. Nothing wrong with toe polish on a man.

But Dean, dear, it should be "manly" polish. It looks like you painted your nails to match your wife's. Hmmm - but Tori's not exactly the picture of feminity, is she?

His toes are cuter than mine, damn him.