My cousin had her wedding reception at the Washington 4 Seasons. It really didn't rock. She should have had a buffet with a byob bar like me.

I'm proud of, Kiefer. If your going to jail then I say show up shit faced.

he's just preparing for all the anal rape that's in store for him cord.

Sounds fucked up, and cooter knows fucked up.

I can only think he was being sarcastic. Otherwise there is absolutely no evidence to support his inebriated argument. Being drunk at the DC Four Seasons still does not make it "rock." Trust…

I guess you've never seen the videos of him being shit-faced.

Nope…but I have been drunk at the Four Seasons before.

Living in the DC area myself, I can honestly say that the Four Seasons does not, indeed, "rock."

you know what does rock? margaritas rock. word.

God he was hot back in the Lost Boys days.

Jack & Coke rocks too. So do Martinis', wine and fuzzy navels.

i just read the comments on the LCD's from yesterday so now i think we need to talk about labias. and females pooping. and bedazzling.

I think my suspicions about who has been doing most of the "touristing" around here have been confirmed.

and who would that be? wait a minute, i just held a newborn and looked into it's eyes so now i'm lactating. ;)

I see we're on the same page…

oh yeah, i hope she enjoys my "best" i sent her.

So we're talking about the poop shoot or the vajayjay?

I think we should really mix it up and talk about how Tori sometimes humps her piano bench while she's performing.

I have that where she was breastfeeding the pig. My husband and I sat around pondering that for hours. Neither of us came to a sensible conclusion. It's just beyond reason. I' not sure why we were even thinking so hard. It's not even like we were high or something.

CD..I have the cd. Sorry, I must of smelled some poop and now I'm high.

As long as she doesn't flash the vajayjay, I'm OK with it.

She must have looked in the pig's eyes, bonded and started squirting out milk… spontaneously.

That's why I never look a pig in the eye. Plus they are from the devil. PIGS ARE THE DEVIL.

But they taste so good when you cook em up.

Especially with eggs.

Hammmm…..ummmm…..

I just got a prank call (or probably a wrong number like she said but I am paranoic) from someone with the last name Hamm..

That's just creepy. Was Hamm's first name, Beelzebob?

I've have a delicious smelling pork loin in the oven RIGHT at this moment. I want to serve it with mashed potatoes and gravy, however the kids say that I am overdoing the mash potatoes and gravy this week. So sue me. I am in the fall mood. I'll keep them happy and do rice. (It's earlier here on the west coast.)

By the way, that Hamm phone call makes me want a Hamm's beer.

That one video with Kiefer launching himself into a Christmas tree was just PRICELESS…but he's NOT a kid anymore. Past 40, this kind of behavior is downright PSYCHOTIC!

Oh nooo. Gulp.

well, juju, a little late but I'm back, No the first initial was A…as in a hamm.
funny stuff.

Ah, A. Hamm. now I want some bacon and eggs.

If pigs are the devil then the devil is delicious!

It figures Satan would taste like pork. The only way Jesus could win is if he tastes like chocolate fudge cake instead of break.