CNN is reporting that two hostages were just released from Hillary Clinton's New Hampshire headquarters, which – if you've been slacking hard and don't know – has been hijacked by a presumably mad madman who claims to be strapped with explosives.
The loosed hostages unhelpfully described their captor as "in his 40s with salt-and-pepper hair." ("Thanks! We'll go back to the precinct and start running background checks on everyone's dad.")
Hillary is elsewhere, probably freaking.
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Let me guess…he's against her gun/weapon/bomb control initiatives.
It's a vast right wing conspiracy.
It's a jealous husband.
with salt and pepper hair - hmmm has anyone seen Bill recently?
If this were a movie, he is a spurned boyfriend/husband/fiance of a volunteer. Maybe at some point he will say "Hillary came between us."
For realsie Cord, can we get new windows for links? Now that I know I am not the only one annoyed by it, I really must implore. I mean, you bellyache that we don't read the links - maybe you should make it less frustrating for us to do so - just a litte? Please?
I likes that she's tryin to be all current and shit by readin up on, "The Iraq's"
She needs to borrow some Botox from Cyndi.
Lisa, just right click over the link and then click on "open in new window/tab." ;)
Kitch: I would but that is extra movement with the mouse! Inconvient I tell you! And my middle finger is so tired from the morning commute. Also, when I am on my Mac, I have to press ctrl as I click to get a menu. That is an extra click AND a movement - bogus!
can we has lnkz n new wndwz plz
or u cld hld dwn cmnd (apple key) n clik lnk
it wasrochester not manchester… manchester is hq
I have an issue with the "start background checks on everyone's dad" part. In my world "salt and pepper hair, in his 40's" sounds like someone's hot ass son. I call ageism.
Oh Kay, not to piss any one off, but doesn't Hillary look lik a Principal here? I'm jut saying.
Apperently, I'm also just typing a whole bunch of typos too.
To me, she looks like she a total mafia don (or donna?) in this photo. She's got this look on her face like "I'm not worried about you, you and your family will be a the bottom of Chappaquiddick by weeks end"
Ten bucks says that the madman got this whole idea from South Park. They made an episode called "The Snuke," where terrorists hid a bomb in her… girly parts.
blah, you almost made me pee my pants. Totally true.
Jujubees, I was about to write the same thing. I'd like to pretend that the title of the book is simply "The Iraq."