Now You, Too, Can Control Heidi Montag's Every Move
Hills supervillain Spencer Pratt revealed at an Electronic Arts Valentine's Day party in Los Angeles that he and Heidi Montag are currently developing a video game in which they would star.
Spence, who seems to be finding it increasingly difficult to hide his disdain for Heidi, often spouts self-promoting bullshit, so believe the game when you see it. But, if it ever is released, it just might be enjoyable: "'You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,' Pratt said. 'You can even torture me.'" To torture yourself, play as Spencer.
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Is the video game going to be a head to head match of who can stare at themselves in a mirror for the longest?
DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
My apologies for the outburst, but he just has that affect on me.
dildouche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope it's one of those voilent video games that I wasn't supposed to get the kids. I would love to rip his spine right out of his body with spurty blood going everywhere.
Just kidding, of course.
qc, its okay if you're not kidding. "Fffiinniiissshhh hhhiiimmm!!!!"
Duh da duhn da-da, dun dun dun daaa…. Mortal Kombat! Dang it mae, you have that song stuck in my head now!
I imagine the object of the game is to get the biggest veneers?
Sorry, Lisa. :)
Perhaps, the blondest highlights?
Or maybe you have to go through levels where you attention whore yourself out, and at the end of each regular level, the prize is an item that can be used in the final level: make your own music video.
Honestly, I have a VERY DIFFICULT time believing this was true. I think if they do have a video game made, they'll be the ones fitting the bill. These two do not have the marketability and the selling power for a company like EA to take a risk at.
Sonia Blade! Anyone see the movie with pre-Sampras Bridget Wilson?
my former playboy model roommate's new husband is general counsel for Electronic Arts.
I'mma see if he knows anything about this nonsense.
Yes, check it out, also if it is true, can we have gore and violence in the video game? It's the only way I can deal with these two.
That is some nonsense. I like it that he looks like he wants to kill her in the face. I'm sure these two can't stand each other.
I want something with swords and machetes. That would be gratifying. And since it's these two, maybe we can do a little poison in the drink thing, but with writhing painful deaths. Lots of splurty blood would be great.
I really should delete this comment.
I'll just do this:
I'm kidding!!! Of course.
if there are endless ways to kill them, I just might buy it, that would be very entertaining
QC: Same thought here. Swords are great, but I'd like to keep it simple, with meat cleavers, coal shovels, anvils, flasks of sulfuric acid, gas leaks, bad brakes on cars, cluster bombs, food poisoning, defective hair dryers, toasters in th bathtub, polar bear attacks, swarms of killer bees, etc.
I could go on and on, but I think you get it.
My thought process on the swords was just to have a skill level. We don't necessarily have to incorporate that.
See vagarious, your point is well taken, there is definitely the market out there.
Poo, you have truly shown some fabulously gratifying ideas here. I would like to see someone run with this. Can you get a team together?
I think we could come up with an all time best seller.
And you all need raises. Clearly, there is talent here.
Damn, I was dreaming that I was at a meeting. We could have been contenders!! :-)
Based on his marketing plan, will be wiping our asses with his/her "state of the art(doubleply)" shortly. I hope its a hit! I've been printing their pictures on singleply.
stm, I saw the movie. I can't remember if I liked it or not.