Now You, Too, Can Control Heidi Montag's Every Move

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Hills supervillain Spencer Pratt revealed at an Electronic Arts Valentine's Day party in Los Angeles that he and Heidi Montag are currently developing a video game in which they would star.

Spence, who seems to be finding it increasingly difficult to hide his disdain for Heidi, often spouts self-promoting bullshit, so believe the game when you see it. But, if it ever is released, it just might be enjoyable: "'You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,' Pratt said. 'You can even torture me.'" To torture yourself, play as Spencer.

Feb 20, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 21 Responses
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  • Comments (21)

    No. 1 mae says:

    Is the video game going to be a head to head match of who can stare at themselves in a mirror for the longest?

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    No. 2 yourmom says:

    DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    No. 3 yourmom says:

    My apologies for the outburst, but he just has that affect on me.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    No. 4 mae says:

    dildouche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    No. 5 queencrone says:

    I hope it's one of those voilent video games that I wasn't supposed to get the kids. I would love to rip his spine right out of his body with spurty blood going everywhere.

    Just kidding, of course.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    No. 6 mae says:

    qc, its okay if you're not kidding. "Fffiinniiissshhh hhhiiimmm!!!!"

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    No. 7 Lisa(#1) says:

    Duh da duhn da-da, dun dun dun daaa…. Mortal Kombat! Dang it mae, you have that song stuck in my head now!

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    No. 8 Lisa(#1) says:

    I imagine the object of the game is to get the biggest veneers?

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    No. 9 mae says:

    Sorry, Lisa. :)
    Perhaps, the blondest highlights?

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    No. 10 mandi says:

    Or maybe you have to go through levels where you attention whore yourself out, and at the end of each regular level, the prize is an item that can be used in the final level: make your own music video.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    No. 11 mae says:

    Honestly, I have a VERY DIFFICULT time believing this was true. I think if they do have a video game made, they'll be the ones fitting the bill. These two do not have the marketability and the selling power for a company like EA to take a risk at.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    No. 12 stopthemadness says:

    Sonia Blade! Anyone see the movie with pre-Sampras Bridget Wilson?

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    No. 13 stopthemadness says:

    my former playboy model roommate's new husband is general counsel for Electronic Arts.

    I'mma see if he knows anything about this nonsense.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    No. 14 queencrone says:

    Yes, check it out, also if it is true, can we have gore and violence in the video game? It's the only way I can deal with these two.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    That is some nonsense. I like it that he looks like he wants to kill her in the face. I'm sure these two can't stand each other.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    No. 16 queencrone says:

    I want something with swords and machetes. That would be gratifying. And since it's these two, maybe we can do a little poison in the drink thing, but with writhing painful deaths. Lots of splurty blood would be great.

    I really should delete this comment.

    I'll just do this:

    I'm kidding!!! Of course.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    No. 17 vagarious says:

    if there are endless ways to kill them, I just might buy it, that would be very entertaining

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    No. 18 poo says:

    QC: Same thought here. Swords are great, but I'd like to keep it simple, with meat cleavers, coal shovels, anvils, flasks of sulfuric acid, gas leaks, bad brakes on cars, cluster bombs, food poisoning, defective hair dryers, toasters in th bathtub, polar bear attacks, swarms of killer bees, etc.

    I could go on and on, but I think you get it.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    No. 19 queencrone says:

    My thought process on the swords was just to have a skill level. We don't necessarily have to incorporate that.

    See vagarious, your point is well taken, there is definitely the market out there.

    Poo, you have truly shown some fabulously gratifying ideas here. I would like to see someone run with this. Can you get a team together?

    I think we could come up with an all time best seller.

    And you all need raises. Clearly, there is talent here.

    Damn, I was dreaming that I was at a meeting. We could have been contenders!! :-)

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    No. 20 humpin frog says:

    Based on his marketing plan, will be wiping our asses with his/her "state of the art(doubleply)" shortly. I hope its a hit! I've been printing their pictures on singleply.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    No. 21 mae says:

    stm, I saw the movie. I can't remember if I liked it or not.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 11:20 pm
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