I feel really uncomftorble watcher her emasculate Bow Wow on tv. I now also hate flowers.

Whatever, it's totally not awkward when the person giving you the sex talk starts stroking your upper thigh while telling you how "manly" and "muscular" you're becoming. Prudes.

Not unless it's my Uncle Johnny Depp. Then that's fine.

is it wrong that bow-wow makes my flower stem stiffer than usual?

Hmmmm, I'm going to check my magic 8 ball.

Magic 8 ball said to put it back in your pants. Oh, magic 8 ball, you so crazy.

I always ask Uncle Johnny Depp for demonstrations, but he hasn't written me back yet.

Yeah, he kind of runs away when he see's me. Something about 200 feet at all times. Ohhh, how I love that game.

Me too… he's so coy.

Some day he won't be able to outrun us. I don't know Janice, I think we've accomplished a lot today. Will we be rewarded with some kind of award?

Like an award they give to commenters? You know, maybe if they did something on a weekly basis?

I wonder what kind of fun award you could be referring to? My, that sure would be a fun end to a fun day, wouldn't it? Rewards can be so… rewarding.

Oh, Janice. I ate a handful of keebler cookies and I'm not feeling so good. Does Keebler make cheetos? I think this may be some kind of revenge. I'm not above giving and elf a beat down. You with me?

For sure, juju. I've got your back. Can we teach those little assholes, Snap, Crackle and Pop a lesson too? Sometimes there are little burnt crisps in their cereal, and they hurt my teeth.

I know what you mean. I think we should take down Capt. Crunch too. Oh, that cereal always rips off the roof of my mouth. But I always go back for more.

Totally. We'll have to be careful though, he's got a sword. And he's probably crazy.

Can we also rip those Sour Patch Kids a new one? They're always so tasty that I eat them til my tongue hurts, and I find that offensive.

janice… cheating on southie already.

and juju… you homewrecker! i thought what janice and southie had was real, man. the tears… they just won't come.

Southie has forever ruined my Depp fantasies by inserting Cheetohands Spears in there. For that, he deserves infidelity.

commies

Hmm I'm not even gonna lie, I watched the Tyra Show and the entire time couldn't help but feel incredibly uncomfortable for everyone involved in the show.

But that uncomfortable feeling was soon bypassed by peace as I imagined bouncing Uncle Johnny Depp on my lap. Mmmmm

Good times, good times.

I'm sorry STM, that's just how it works. Janice and I always end up back together. We're like Pamela and Tommy Lee. Minus the hep and herp.

Does anyone else think that Trya was PISSED just for a second that he didn't pick her as his first crush and instead picked Eve? Plus as she set him up on her lap, for the sex talk, she says he is " all muscular and sexified. Excuse my breath…" Giggle…
I may be very old, but that is NOT how it went down with our sons when I was in that predicament with the sex talk. There was a lot more clearing of throats, and stuttering. And I know MY face turned red.
(But then again, I wasn't out for ratings on a show.)

Come to think of it, this reminds me of the time when I was a young a nubile queencrone in high school. The driver's ed teacher kept me after class one day. Now we all heard the rumors about this driver's ed teacher, Mr. Gries. He like to "moonlight" and teach sex ed after hours. Well, his wife also taught at my school. So as he was about to start "instruction" I told him that I thought I saw Mrs. Gries, the math teacher coming down the hallway. He excused me. Whew.
Plus he had bad breath like Trya.

Ewwwwwwww, bad breath and a perv. He's a catch.

I didn't have that talk with my sons. My husband did. He had some books and possibly even a chart. They were horrified at the word, sperm. Me too boys.

We have one daughter so I handle those dissussions. I will not be using my mothers sex talk. "Boys only want one thing and they'll give you diseases." It really wasn't a detterent.

I thought i was the only one so uncomfortable that i had to switch the channel during the bow wow fiasco on her lap. Tyra needs to stop trying to be oprah and learn how to conduct an interview

I thought i was the only one so uncomfortable that i had to switch the channel during the bow wow fiasco on her lap. Tyra needs to stop trying to be oprah and learn how to conduct an interview

I thought i was the only one so uncomfortable that i had to switch the channel during the bow wow fiasco on her lap. Tyra needs to stop trying to be oprah and learn how to conduct an interview

I thought i was the only one so uncomfortable that i had to switch the channel during the bow wow fiasco on her lap. Tyra needs to stop trying to be oprah and learn how to conduct an interview

I thought i was the only one so uncomfortable that i had to switch the channel during the bow wow fiasco on her lap. Tyra needs to stop trying to be oprah and learn how to conduct an interview

Oh Please … Give me a break people. Losen Up … Relax … there are many other wrong things going on in the world to worry about this… Come on now!

UM… TYRAS BASICALLY A FUCKIN MORON! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES IVE HAD TO TURN THE TV TO AVOID HER SENSELESS RANTS…

I dunno that was weird…um perv…im sure Bow Wow really didn't need to know about sex, he probably started having sex at an early age anyway he had snoop dogg and diddy to guide him…but having said that bow wow could always swing my way

I dunno that was weird…um perv…im sure Bow Wow really didn't need to know about sex, he probably started having sex at an early age anyway he had snoop dogg and diddy to guide him…but having said that bow wow could always swing my way and bounce on my lap but it wont be for sex talks…lol

I dunno that was weird…um perv…im sure Bow Wow really didn't need to know about sex, he probably started having sex at an early age anyway he had snoop dogg and diddy to guide him…but having said that bow wow could always swing my way and bounce on my lap but it wont be for sex talks…lol

What she did to Dita was fucked up.

dam you no you look good

Tyra is trying to be oprah