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America's Next Marginally Successful Model paddled forward last night with a photo shoot in which the hopeful young contestants flailed about underwater, presumably because Tyra felt it important for them to better understand the feeling of drowning.

Claire was dismissed. You'll never see her again.

Click through for the "best shots."

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Apr 3, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 26 Responses
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    No. 1 SeriousStyle says:

    I actually really liked this photo shoot. It was interesting how the pics came out.

    It was also sort of hysterical watching them flail around trying to be "fierce".

    Not surprised about Claire, but a lot of people tagged her for the win.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 9:30 am
    No. 2 deimos says:

    those are really cool pictures.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 9:47 am
    No. 3 janice says:

    I missed this one! Who else was in the bottom two? I hope it was Whitney, cause she looks way too foetal to be high fashion.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 10:10 am
    No. 4 EsquaredMom says:

    I can't believe Claire is gone after she was so fantastic almost every week, and kept winning challenges. And the horrible bitch tranny Dominique and ugly can't-understand-a-word-she-is-saying Anya are still there? Gah! I hate Tyra.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 10:20 am
    No. 5 maria says:

    Why does tyra, don't wanna try ya (you like that, I just made it up) insist on demonstrating everything to the ladies, like "oh kaay I'm going to show you how to hold your breath like a model" Biatch please, you don't know everything about everything!

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 10:33 am
    No. 6 Randa Roo says:

    My fave comment of the night was when Miss J said Whitney was a 'full figured fetus' and he loved it.

    Dominique so needs to go home. She has a shit attitude and she looks old. She's a hag. And not in a good way.

    janice, Lauren was in the bottom two with Claire. Paulina said that Lauren was 'frankenstieney' and needed to loosen up. Tyra wholeheartedly agreed, and actually told Lauren that one of the panel said she looked like Frankenstein. She got teary. Truth hurts, doesn't it?

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 10:47 am
    No. 7 SeriousStyle says:

    I like Lauren a lot, but bitch needs to learn to walk properly. She should be practicing every day on the in house runway they have. Her pictures are the shit though.

    I loved Whitney's pic actually. She had some of the best film and I think that pic was chosen because it was so much different then what everyone else did.

    Dominique's cockiness is such a turn off and uncalled for, cuz bitch looks old. She was saying how her mom told her she was a natural actress and blah blah blah. Someone lied to you, honey.

    I actually think Anya is quite beautiful. She's very different looking and perfect for high fashion with the stark blonde hair they gave her. If she never uttered a word again, though, I'd be okay with that.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 10:55 am
    No. 8 maria says:

    Why is "Miss" J taking a strip of glitter tape off his stupid jacket whenever a "model" goes home?

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 11:12 am
    No. 9 Randa Roo says:

    He's wearing all of their names on his vest. As they go home, the names come off and a stripe of glitter goes in it's place.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 11:22 am
    No. 10 Ruby Jackson says:

    Wow, SS, it's hard to believe anyone likes Lauren. She's an angry, unhappy girl whose emotions show through her voice, walk, and posture. I really thought it was she who should go home, not Claire. Although Claire did bomb the underwater shoot. She looked like she was making snow angels the whole time. Horrible body movement. I predict Lauren will be the next to go. PS = Dominique is disgusting.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    No. 11 maria says:

    I concur Dominique is a vile old haggard biatch; but I think it's laughable that "tyra won't try ya" scolds her on her outfit, as if, tyra is the queen of camel toe.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    No. 12 sela says:

    I was shocked to see that Dominique was missing a tooth on the right side of her mouth ala Amy Winehouse–meth fACE

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    No. 13 SeriousStyle says:

    Ruby, I dig Lauren for her pictures. She is really natural in front of the camera and takes great shots.

    Her stankness last night went way past the acceptable zone of stank, but that doesn't make her a bad model. Her walk does though, and she seriously needs to quit Brooklyning out on Fats and start practicing that shit.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    No. 14 janice says:

    Dominique looks like a tranny lion.

    Thanks for the recap, Randa. I'd be sad to see either of them go. Claire, because I liked her, and Lauren, because her Frankenstein walk makes me happy.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    No. 15 86 the hills (coot) says:

    NOOOOOOOO! Not Claire. She was my pick this year. And does anyone else see a resemblance between Fatima and Jessica Alba. No? Its something around the nose/mouth area maybe.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    No. 16 YerMom says:

    I can't believe no one has mentioned Paulina's comment about Katarzyna. I hate Paulina, almost as much as I hate that Tranny Dominique. They are just keeping her around for drama, if she does make it to the final three they will just dismiss her as "old-looking" like they did with Renee. On a side note, why does Tyra always give the trannys these horrible short haircuts. Tyra needs to go to beauty school if she wants to make people over.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    No. 17 ManBearPig says:

    Damnit, I really liked Claire.

    Cord, can't you post who went home after we click to continue? I had it on my TiVo and everything.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    No. 18 Ruby Jackson says:

    SS, I can appreciate that. But, I can't imagine her doing a Cover Girl commercial with that nasal, whiny voice. But, I thought the same thing about Jaslene, and yet there she was, on my tv, SCREAMING at me about cosmetics!

    I may be a bit older than the rest of you gals, but I remember when "Cover Girl" meant fresh and clean = Christie Brinkley. Nigel's (swoon) comment about Dominique not being "fresh" was funny. "Ripe" is more like it!

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    No. 19 Lisa (#1) says:

    Does anyone else miss Jaslene and her deaf-sounding "Mai Laiiiife!"? I do! Now I fast forward the commercials, Saleshia is too perfect and sounds too bored. Jaslene, now there is a girl who could mangle "super shiney lip slicks in 10 sheer shades." Comedy gold.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    No. 20 no more the Hills! (mae) says:

    Saleisha's new hair cut is so boring and soccer mom-ish. Her voice makes me want to kill people.
    Lauren needs to go. She's like skinny gumpy. I'm sick of her hunchback walk and poseur ass. Anya's nose is offensively huge.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    No. 21 no more the Hills! (mae) says:

    I meant Jaslene's voice makes me want to kill people*

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    No. 22 Lisa (#1) says:

    Maiii Laaiiiifeeee!

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    No. 23 Ruby Jackson says:

    MAIII LAAIIIFEEE!

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    No. 24 no more the Hills! (mae) says:

    She sounds like she has a mouth full of marbles when she speaks.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    No. 25 queencrone says:

    Aaahh, Ruby Jackson, thank you for bringing the old school. Christy Brinkley-the Uptown Girl.

    I should have brought you with me to see Horton Hears A Who. I was the only one in the audience who got the Henry Kissinger impersonation. I felt like such an old fart. I still laughed my ass off, though.

    Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    No. 26 Ruby Jackson says:

    Uptown Girl alright, queencrone, and did you see where her 'downtown boy' is dating a woman only 5 years older than his daughter, Alexa? The life of a rock star! …even a retired one.

    That's one of the beauties of animation - appeals to the youngies, but is written by the oldies = lots of 'inside' jokes. Now I'll have to see that movie just to watch for the Henry Kissinger scene!

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 1:43 am
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