It Was Bound To Happen

A reporter covering Fashion Week was waiting backstage in the W suite at the Bryant Park tents when he witnessed what is quite possibly one of the most disturbing mental images we’ve had in a long time:

A group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because ??? ready? ??? Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change.

Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra???s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC Fashion Week. Could it be that Tyra messed herself before? Or just that her entourage is so organized that in case Tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don???t know … but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world.

As ridiculous as that sounds, we believe it. We can only hope this leads to a Tyra show focusing solely on adult diapers: How to look fierce in a pair of Depends.


Feb 7, 2008 · posted by whitney · Link · 25 Responses
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Comments (25)

No. 1 Lisa(#1) says:

Please, you know that bitch is on Alli. That is how she slimmed down for her kiss-my-fat-ass monologue. Oily discharge.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
No. 2 mae says:

Definately, Alli. That shit is hilarious. Pun intended. And that black outfit is not having a slimming affect on her. Nothing says “I want to die right here, right now” like shitting yourself.

On a completely unrelated note: I had my surgery yesterday, I’m good for another 7 years or until I receive the bill in the maill and have a heart attack! :D

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:12 pm
No. 3 queencrone says:

Just don’t open the bill, mae. :-)

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm
No. 4 mae says:

Part of me wants to just to see how offensively expensive the procedure was and part of me wants to just set it on fire immediately.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:20 pm
No. 5 james_boston says:

what’s wrong with her? i honestly would like to know…i really think she has a touch of the britney crazies.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:20 pm
No. 6 james_boston says:

what surgery mae?

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm
No. 7 Lisa(#1) says:

Dang! I went over to DListed, and Michael K beat me to my quip. On the upside, we think alike. I heart him.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:22 pm
No. 8 Lisa(#1) says:

Glad it got done! Hospitals are such boneheads sometimes. It was the hospital right? Because you don’t have insurance and you aren’t dead?

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:24 pm
No. 9 Love2Read says:

Hopefully they meant she just wasted something on herself. Hopefully

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 5:51 pm
No. 10 B says:

Don’t you just hate it when think you’re just gonna fart and you end up shitting yourself? Sucks!

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 6:23 pm
No. 11 blah says:

“B” looks like a Commie winner.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 6:27 pm
No. 12 blah says:

Remember on Flavor of Love when that girl shit herself? She was in an evening dress and just dropped a duece on national television. Tyra can’t claim that.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 6:38 pm
No. 13 mae says:

Thanks, Lisa! Yeah, for having my pacemaker “generator” changed. I had to go in through the ER with the usual symptoms: dizzy spells, numbness in the extremities, chest pains, for them to do the operation without insurance.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 6:41 pm
No. 14 queencrone says:

I’m glad all is ok mae.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 6:44 pm
No. 15 Lisa(#1) says:

That is so scary, Mae. Glad you are ok.

Blah: that girl’s name was “Something” but spelled by Flav, so who knows - sumthin? Anyways, I loved her “what? So?” attitude about it. And the jokes of “it smells like something” the other girls got to make.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 6:48 pm
No. 16 Lily the Pink says:

mae: Good to hear you got it done and are doing ok. :)

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 8:25 pm
No. 17 jujubees says:

mae, glad you’re here to hag another day. You should have let me know so I could bedazzle your generator for you. I’m no doctor but I can work a bedazzler like a mofo.

That’s the danger when you use too much, FIERCE! I’m not surprised she’s shit herself before. Sometimes you just use a little to much of the fierceness and your bowels just release.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 8:45 pm
No. 18 blah says:

I didn’t know Alli did that to your poo maker. I just thought it increased your heart rate. I remember a thread on here one time where someone said that NV makes you poo every hour on the hour.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 9:02 pm
No. 19 jujubees says:

It’s like that meridia crap. If you eat too much fat you get explosive diarrhea and oily discharge. So pretty much you can’t leave your house or have to wear depends. That sounds worth it. What’s a iittle explosive diarrhea between friends?

Don’t you love those medications and then really fast they list the side effects. Like if they say it really fast you’ll miss it and take their drugs.

Possible side effects; Nausea, headaches, blurry vision, and; bleeding out of the eyes, spontaneous combustion, oh and maaaayyybe, death. No biggie.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 9:08 pm
No. 20 GreenEilleen says:

Methinks the presence of the extra outfit hints that Tyra’s secret nickname is Ms. Poopypants.

Much as she is fierce, there could be some irritable bowel stuff going on here, poor thing.


Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 10:23 pm
No. 21 ADC says:

Well…..she’s talked about her Irritable Bowel Syndrome on ANTM (isn’t it always about her?!) so it stands to reason that she had a little IBS episode and couldn’t get to the loo fast enough.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 10:28 pm
No. 22 jujubees says:

Ack. this will teach me to remember and click the link. Friggin Fabian Bassabe wrote this. That douche makes Spencer Pratt look like Prince William. I was hoping somebody had dropped a piano on his head.

Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 9:54 am
No. 23 jujubees says:

Side note, it was hard to read due to lack of paragraphs. It was one large paragraph. My eyes started to shrivel.

Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 9:56 am
No. 24 Snoodle says:

What was that diet pill? Alli…?

Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 10:16 pm
No. 25 Lily says:

Seriously, it was 100% IBS, i too also have IBS, granted i HAVENT messed myself, but it can be absolutely HORRIBLE, so leave her alone!

Posted: Feb 9, 2008 at 5:04 pm
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