Please, you know that bitch is on Alli. That is how she slimmed down for her kiss-my-fat-ass monologue. Oily discharge.

Definately, Alli. That shit is hilarious. Pun intended. And that black outfit is not having a slimming affect on her. Nothing says “I want to die right here, right now” like shitting yourself.

On a completely unrelated note: I had my surgery yesterday, I’m good for another 7 years or until I receive the bill in the maill and have a heart attack! :D

Just don’t open the bill, mae. :-)

Part of me wants to just to see how offensively expensive the procedure was and part of me wants to just set it on fire immediately.

what’s wrong with her? i honestly would like to know…i really think she has a touch of the britney crazies.

what surgery mae?

Dang! I went over to DListed, and Michael K beat me to my quip. On the upside, we think alike. I heart him.

Glad it got done! Hospitals are such boneheads sometimes. It was the hospital right? Because you don’t have insurance and you aren’t dead?

Hopefully they meant she just wasted something on herself. Hopefully

Don’t you just hate it when think you’re just gonna fart and you end up shitting yourself? Sucks!

“B” looks like a Commie winner.

Remember on Flavor of Love when that girl shit herself? She was in an evening dress and just dropped a duece on national television. Tyra can’t claim that.

Thanks, Lisa! Yeah, for having my pacemaker “generator” changed. I had to go in through the ER with the usual symptoms: dizzy spells, numbness in the extremities, chest pains, for them to do the operation without insurance.

I’m glad all is ok mae.

That is so scary, Mae. Glad you are ok.

Blah: that girl’s name was “Something” but spelled by Flav, so who knows - sumthin? Anyways, I loved her “what? So?” attitude about it. And the jokes of “it smells like something” the other girls got to make.

mae: Good to hear you got it done and are doing ok. :)

mae, glad you’re here to hag another day. You should have let me know so I could bedazzle your generator for you. I’m no doctor but I can work a bedazzler like a mofo.

That’s the danger when you use too much, FIERCE! I’m not surprised she’s shit herself before. Sometimes you just use a little to much of the fierceness and your bowels just release.

I didn’t know Alli did that to your poo maker. I just thought it increased your heart rate. I remember a thread on here one time where someone said that NV makes you poo every hour on the hour.

It’s like that meridia crap. If you eat too much fat you get explosive diarrhea and oily discharge. So pretty much you can’t leave your house or have to wear depends. That sounds worth it. What’s a iittle explosive diarrhea between friends?

Don’t you love those medications and then really fast they list the side effects. Like if they say it really fast you’ll miss it and take their drugs.

Possible side effects; Nausea, headaches, blurry vision, and; bleeding out of the eyes, spontaneous combustion, oh and maaaayyybe, death. No biggie.

Methinks the presence of the extra outfit hints that Tyra’s secret nickname is Ms. Poopypants.

Much as she is fierce, there could be some irritable bowel stuff going on here, poor thing.

GE

Well…..she’s talked about her Irritable Bowel Syndrome on ANTM (isn’t it always about her?!) so it stands to reason that she had a little IBS episode and couldn’t get to the loo fast enough.

Ack. this will teach me to remember and click the link. Friggin Fabian Bassabe wrote this. That douche makes Spencer Pratt look like Prince William. I was hoping somebody had dropped a piano on his head.

Side note, it was hard to read due to lack of paragraphs. It was one large paragraph. My eyes started to shrivel.

What was that diet pill? Alli…?

Seriously, it was 100% IBS, i too also have IBS, granted i HAVENT messed myself, but it can be absolutely HORRIBLE, so leave her alone!

Tyra Banks shadoodied in her drawers! During Fashion Week in NYC !!! No Dear, that’s not the appropriate way to make a fashion statement…..

I have IBS and it sucks. It is totally embarrasing.

Once I pooed having breakfast at a hotel and I thought it was a fart. It went right through my pants and all over the chair. I had to spill coffe and OJ all over myself like an idiot, so I could leave.

Leave Tyra alone. The other episode of her talk show, she said she had the flu. She might have been sick and couldn’t help herself. I know all of you people who’ve been sick, at one point, soiled themselves.

Get off all your high pedestals and SHUT UP.

Sarah Nobody: I’d never tell no one that story.

Swamp-Ass is poop poop!

The universe is balanced again! Karma has planted Tyra’s fat a$$ back on the ground. Good thing she only thinks shes above the rest of us….otherwise the fallout could be messy! YUK!

LMAO@ all of u white people talking about she is fat. Yea whatever. For one you all are hating because she is a supermodel and is a rich bitch. Second, you all mad because white girls don’t look good with weight on you. Yall just look nasty so F*** ALL OF YOU! HATAS!!!!!!!!!! HA, I see why most of you be about to kill yourselves when you gain five pounds.

I really think that it must SUCK to be a celebrity because EVERYONE has had an embarrassing moment but when your a celebrity everyone knows about it… leave her alone shes human…

Well she’s one upped Fergie. She’s so willing to expose and humiliate herself on her show, that this almost doesn’t surprise me. I like her though. She seems compassionate and a good listener on the show.

BTW, not looking like an emaciated model is not fat. Most people would kill or die to have her figure.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, tyra banks dodoed in her pants. thats is very nasty..