Now I have all kinds of fierce ideas for when I am next menstruating. Grab at uterus region, sneer, keep arms angular, keep it moving, keep it changing.

Menstral cramps = hot
Explosive diarrhea cramps = not hot?

I'll give you one guess to which one this gave me.

What about hemorrhoidal pain? The challenge is to capture that and make it fierce, without making it too "men's magazine"-ey.

Probably since the roids will make you stick your ass out. That just screams, Maxim.

What about both at the same time, juju?
This segment made me cringe and look away.

Tyra is crazy.

I think only a highly qualified supermodel could manage both at the same time. That's not a pose for a newbie. They could possibly blow their colon out.

I'll make sure to make myself look fierce the next time it feels like a dwarf is using my uterus as a punching bag. I wouldn't want Tyra frowning at my lack of commitment.
On a side note…did anyone see "Deal or No Deal" last night? Tyra made an appearance for the woman on that show b/c she was obsessed with her. I just love how they state that she got to "talk to" Tyra. When in actuality Tyra didn't let her talk, she just talked AT her. Classic Tyra…

Tyra tries to come across as this strong, confident woman when really, she is so incredibly transparent. Everything has to be about her, everything she says is in relation to her and everyone must focus on her. What kind of "model" is she other than a model of poor self-esteem.

Tyra = raty. Love anagrams.