Rest up this weekend, Tyra Banks fans, because Monday's episode of the bewigged one's talk show is a very special episode dedicated to the vagina. Tyra will be showcasing vagina experts and accompanying a woman to her very first gynecological exam, all in an attempt to allay women's fears about their own bodies. Sounds good, but in the hands of Tyra, nothing is necessarily good. So, ladies, cross your fingers in the hopes that you won't be crossing your legs when all is said and done.
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yawn* tyra is so boring. sorry guys, i know alot of you like her but she just tries to hard to be fierce and shocking.
She's probably going to recommend getting your labia cut into fun and fierce shapes.
and then she'll talk about how her labia is the best labia out there. "look at how fierce my labia is, that's how you want your labia to be"
Well not ALL our labias can be as fierce as Tyra's.
ewww she never went to the obgyn to get her women parts checked up. You have to take care of yourself Tyra. Who knows you could have like HPV or some shit and you can pass that along to other ppl when having intercourse.
My labia has an inferiority complex.
My labia is bedazzled, true story.
You have a fierce, one in a million labia juju.
just don't tell tyra her labia is fat because she'll go on tv and cry about it.
My labia's in for it's 50,000 mile check up.
I know but sometimes I just think my labia is relying on pretty and not showing it's personality.
poor cord is probably getting sick over our liberal use of the word labia.
it's not like we're talking about poo.
But when, really is a good time to talk about the labia. Especially the bedazzled labia.
why would we talk about poo? everybody knows women don't poo.
Cord brought the subject up to begin with!
"I opened a door for African-American women! Today is the ten-year anniversary of me introducing purple labia to Floozys Illustrated!" *Dipshits Give Her A Standing Ovation*
Well, I think we can all tell from recent (http://www.mollygood.com/tyra-banks/fun-with-asymmetric-venn-diagrams-13-20071102/#comments) photos that her labia was severely airbrushed and photoshopped in those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions she posed for. Unless she is genetically predispositioned to "fatty labia," in her middle-aged years.
Dear Tyra,
I do not want to see or hear from your labia, anymore than I want to see (current day) Spears' labia either. Sorry.
But I would like to discuss poops. Oh wait, Oprah already did that. Sorry again.
I say this with the utmost respect and aloha,
BeAd
I like it. Let's send her that message in an email.
I'm all for discussing the body but when she tries to talk about, anything, it always ends up about her. What about everyone else's vajayjays? And why am I not on this show. It seems if your talking up about down there than I should be involved. Have bedazzler, will travel.
you can't be there because your labia is better than her labia and she can't have that.
my cooter is bedazzled.
I am so, ANTV
America's next top vagina?
finally, a show for ju and me!
i can finally learn what i've been missing all these years since, you know, i've been busy being obsessed with the cock. i'll leave work early and make sure i've got the dramamine ready on monday!! i should be able to make it thru to the first ten minutes…
It's like they were reading our minds or something. We'll have jokes for days.
I'm surprised that Oprah didn't think of it first!
If she's having a show on the mighty vajayjay, then I want equal time on male cocks!
Oprah had a show where she discussed smegma I remember it well because that was the day I ended up seeing my lunch twice.
Oh, I just lost my dinner. It was a yummy dolphin burger. Don't tell, Hayden.