That's Fierce
A Seattle woman was stabbed Wednesday night for talking too loudly during America's Next Top Model. Yes, you read that correctly.
The victim, 42, was reportedly talking too much throughout the episode, and one of the other viewers became so angry — because what Tyra Banks has to say is deep, people — that she stabbed the woman in the chest. Police arrived to find the victim lying on a couch with blood everywhere and clumps of hair missing. The suspect is still at large.
Hey, Seattle PD: Just check Tyra's weave.
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tyra makes me want to stab people to. no, that's wrong. tyra makes me want to stab tyra.
If I miss one word of her insightful critique, I swear I'm gonna… WHAT!? She just said something about WHITNEY, and I didn't HEAR IT! YOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
stabs stabs stabs.
No, even after re-enacting it I still don't believe it.
holy hell, that crazy shit doesn't even happen in jerry springer's audience…you know, this story reminds me, for the past few weeks my friends & i have been finding clumps of a weave around the campus, which is so weird, i wonders to whom it belongs, you think they would notice, it's a really cheap weave, too, not even real hair…wait, what was this post about?
well how the hell are we supposed to know what the "fabulous prizes" are if Chatty McWon'tShuttheHellUpUnlessIStabHer doesn't stop talking!?
You know the poor victim was like "I don't know…I really like Fatima for the win"
I might kill her in the face too.
Tyra will likely make this a topic on her show. Bitch is all about herself.
Did this happen at an insane asylum or whatever the P.C. term for the crazy-house is these days?
See, you have to be certain who you invite over for the ANTM weekly viewing.
You provide delicious snacks. You provide the alcohol for the drinking games involved.
What is a hostess to do when one of the guests just won't shut up? It just gets annoying when some drunk guest won't succumb to the fierce eye contact.
I know I just would get down right stabby.
This is one reason why I have always recommended to everyone the Iron Skillet.
It's a versatile blunt force object, and it makes for a difficult time to prove what exactly happened.
The properly seasoned iron skillet rinses free of all evidence.
The iron skillet gets the point across, and unlike your chef knives, you won't have to go back and get it sharpened professionally the next day.
These amateures really break my heart. They just won't listen.
QC, I love you.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Iron Skillets are a woman's best friend.
:-)
That bitch better work!!! I just goes to show you some bitches need to shut the fuck up or you get cut!! Furthermore fuck all of you haters!!! Tyra is Fierce!! and worth listening too. I probably would have done the same thing to that bitch!!!!
OMG, that gave me the best laugh of the day fierce one. Nothing amuses me more than people preaching about Tyra's greatness. I think I might have peed myself a little.