See kids, you can catch crazy.

was gynecologly one of the records?that would be foul.

If it's genetic, her kids are so fucked.

Why would anyone risk their jobs to snoop in her records?

I bet Star or Us Weekly would pay out the ass for that info.

i'll admit i would have looked too. Come on would'nt you have loved to read about her STDs and chemical imbalance.

I don't think I could bring myself to look. Remember what happened to those Nazi's at the end of Indiana Jones, they opened the arc or whatever and they all got turned to dust. But instead of turning to dust, you turn crazy… Britney Spears crazy and that's a place I don't want to be.

I'd just tell one of the interns to go check it out for me, take detailed notes, and report back. Then deny ever telling them to do such a terrible, invasive thing.

Before I had the awesome job I have now I worked for this crazy bitch, we'll call her Sandy (cause thats her name and I dont give a shit). I was hired to handle her books. Turns out by books she meant cashier (take-out place) anyway this bitch was off her fucking rocker. Everybody hated her. She lied about everything-even having cancer. She told us her daughter was away at a very exclusive school. Anyhoo me and the other girl I usually worked with had just had with her b.s. and we opened the store together one morning and decided to go thru her personal files. Turned out her daughter had been taken away from her. Sandy had beat the shit of her. We both walked out leaving her high and dry. She closed the store about a month after that.

By the way there was no point to this story I'm just avoiding doing any actual work today and as long as I'm typing I look legit.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn cooter. Sounds like Sandy had a mad case of the Britney's. Good for you for getting the hell out of there.

Woah, woah woah… Hold on here. This news is like 3 days old or more. You lost your touch man. Get a grope!

I'll grope you Cord! Only so you remember to post in a timely manner. Yeah, that's the ticket.