Victoria Beckham proved that she's now officially an American starved for attention and, simultaneously, outrageously-priced food, by lunching at LA's famed Ivy. The Ivy, as you may know, is practically guaranteed to be a feeding ground for paparazzi, as well as a feeding ground for people willing to pay ridiculous sums of money for overcooked shrimp and overhyped desserts.

Quick tip: if you're ever looking for a great meal in Los Angeles, go to Crustacean with a copy of Us Weekly. It'll be like going to the Ivy but with better food, and you won't have to deal with flash bulbs and condescendingly expensive sandwiches.

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