Bland person Jessica Simpson has recently encountered a steep decline in the major popularity she once experienced, proving that there is, in fact, an expiration date on the appeal of breasts. Nevertheless, as her stateside notoriety continues to wane, there is a foreign market highly interested in the varied antics of Ms Simpson: the Ukraine.

The blond starlet seems to be the toast of the Eastern European nation. Her latest film, Blonde Ambition, hit No. 1 in Ukraine, grossing $253,008 for the weekend of Feb. 14-17…

As you’ll remember, in its opening weekend here in America, Blonde Ambition grossed less than $1,200.

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