No need to worry. He’ll have them in a plastic surgeon’s office in no time.

They already have his caved in nose. I didn’t know that was genetic!

The little boy looks like a gaunt 40-year-old.

This whole dealie reminds me of people who get dogs and then after 10 years the dogs and their owners start to look like each other, but you never can tell who’s doing the morphing. Is that horrible of me to say? I don’t care; I call ‘em like I see em.

Shouldn’t they be black?? Are they not his biological children?

Is one a boy and one a girl? They look like Dr. Seuss characters.

WTF, to be honest, I don’t know. I think one of them is… who knows. I have stopped expecting the laws of the human body to apply to anything Jackson-related, a long time ago. I guess if their mother is white, they/he/she could just really take after her? Yeah, don’t know. But they is some creepy childrens.

Thing 1 and Thing 2

I don’t think there’s any of his DNA in those kids…well, I won’t go there, but I mean in the way it should be.

I thought the two older kids were his and with that Debbie Roe or whatever her name was–which I’m guessing would be those two. So, if they are his they should look more black than white. Other races take over physcially when mixed with white. Sorry, that sounds stupid, but I couldn’t think of another way to write it. :-)

The little boy(?) looks like Frankie Munez - right when Malcom in the Middle started.

Maybe they got their vitiligo early?

Michael Jackson, a cuckold? But he’s so virile and seductive! I won’t believe it.

what’s that movie where the kids all have really white blonde hair and end up trying to kill a whole town and take over?

not children of the corn, but something close?

basically, that there’s is them kids.

and they should have some kind of brown-ness in them. i’ve never seen any mixed race kids that looked entirely white. and demonic.

Janice. You’ve crossed the line in saying the words cuckold, virile and seductive all in relation to MJ. There are things I will stand for and things I will not, and THAT, MY DEAR IS ONE I WILL NOT!

Oh, c’mon you guys… these two look like pretty normal kids. Stop hating on children who didn’t even ask to be born or have no control over their genetic makeup. Show some compassion

I think the post and the comments are ridiculous. It’s just two kids and already the hate starts. I can’t see anything wrong with them to be honest.

To be even more honest, I think attacking anything in any way, even remotely related to Michael Jackson is something that has become mandatory in bloggers minds. It’s what’s being expected and it’s getting old.

The bandwagon of ridicule has passed long ago. It’s easy, it’s unoriginal. Jokes about noses wore out over a decade ago.

Reading these responses makes me clear why it made sense for Jackson to cover up their faces. In this context, HE’s the smart one.

Wentworth Miller has an African-American father and a white mother- and he looks white. It does happen.

Children of the damned. And yes, we are all going to hell. It does not stop me from fearing them. I’m scared, someone hold me.

I think they pretty much look like normal kids - although they are both VERY thin. But it’s pretty obvious that MJ is not their biological father.

Compassion? What the f is that?

Viriseducuckold McJackson. Wrap your head around that one, yourmom.

Okay, okay, I agree: those kids never asked for ridicule and have no choice in being his kids. Having said that, good ones jujubees and cooter.

Esquaredmom: I stand corrected.

Damn, Janice. That sounds bad. Can you catch that from touching your computer screen? I have no clue how you get rid of virdonaldduck mcjackson..

Viriseducuckold McJackson sounds like something Paris Hilton would give you in a drive-thru

“Jokes about noses wore out over a decade ago.”
So your saying there are some body parts that are fair game now? Some jokes that aren’t “worn” out? Pray tell JaJa.

juju and yourmom, the only cure is plastic surgery. Lots of it. Everywhere.

No nose jokes because apparently they are all played out. As played out as saying that something is, “played out”. Over and out.

Nose jokes, played out, roger dodger. ‘Nuff said, I’m outie.

Next you’re going to tell me that “BOOOO YEAHHH” and “WHOOP THERE IT IS” are “played out” too.

Oh snap! Wait, is that “played out”? I hope not, it is so fun to say/type! Especially at inappropriate times. Well and appropriate times too. And in newscaster voice. Pretty much all day every day. Please pass the potatoes. Oh snap!

What about “who let the dog’s out”? I haven’t ever really been able to work that into convo, but I still want to try.

Lisa, I was just reading your “Oh snap” in a Barry White voice. That’s fun too.

Oh, snap. I’ve got the power. Hey, where’s the beef?

Unless Barry White is played out. That takes all the fun out of it.

Barry White will never be played out. Heresy.

Umm, weren’t we talking about Jackson’s alien children? Focus people!

Did I do that?? D’oh. I’ll cut that jibba jabba. (wow. this ‘played out phrase’ game is pretty fun and not at all played out)

I mean, his alien children that we aren’t ridiculing because it’s not their fault. Those children.

Isn’t Focus People a band from the 80s? They’re played out.

Sorry WTF?? We tend to get off topic, and run with it.

Oh snap, y’all! We got served! Holla if you hear me. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game. Whoop whoop, raise the roof. Ya heard?

Apparently. I’m new to Mollygood. Hard to tell, huh.

yourmom: whatchu talkin bout, Willis?

It’s all good WTF?, just get jiggy with it.

I’d say that considering that MJ is allegedly the father, the kids look fantastic!

It’s Y2K, raise your hands in the air like you just don’t care.

Hey, hey, hey. Haaaaave Merrrrrrrcy…homey don’t play dat

Did I do that? How RUDE!

Hey, I’m all Max HeadRoom here, just please, PLEASE nobody bring up Brangelina or Britney or I’ll have to close my laptop in alarm and never venture here again. And I rather like it here so far.

:-)

SOMEBODY SCREEEAAAAM!! True story, I was watching MTV Hits and they were playing old school videos, one of which was a performance of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince doing Parents Just Don’t Understand and Will Smith yelled “SOMEBODY SCREAAAAMMM” and everyone started yelling so my friend decided next time he shows up at a bar I’m at, he’s going to do that and I’m going to scream. I can’t wait.

YM: don’t you mean next time your partying like it’s 1999?

And yes, we were drinking 40s on a Saturday afternoon. What I’m a classy hag.

Just don’t go chasing waterfalls, ym. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

I mean now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!!!

NOTTTTTTT!!

why not the safety dance?

You’re pretty fly for a white guy….psyche! Thought you had a friend.

deimos, say whaaat?

WAAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA! Gimme five. Up high! Too fly! Down low, too slow!

i say, hip hop horray! ho!

If MJ’s kids were to read this site, they’d probably say “Up your nose with a rubber hose, and twice as far with a chocolate bar!” (See WTF, it always comes full circle)

welcome back kotter is the best! that’s when travolta was hot and not so crazy. dare i say he was superfly back then..

Because obviously MJ only allowes them to watch TV made before the 80s so he remains always cool and never creepy.

Woah, I though it was “up your nose with a rubber hose, out your ass with flaming gas.”

2 Legit 2 quit.

MJ’s kids are down with the O.P.P.

they’re probably movin’ on up, to the eastside.

Dei: Ya you know me!

Just got on the computer for the first time today. Good job y’all - these are hilarious! Or should I say Cracky Lacky.

we have to be careful not to break they’re achy breaky hearts though, jaja said so

their* i got excited

It happens dei…aint nuthin but a g thang, baby.

i’ll just go hope and sip on gin and juice. laid back! with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

home* ok, i’m done

No Fear! Dei, when the going gets tough, the tough get going. Just hang tough and don’t have a cow, man.

Im going to guess that one is a boy and one is a girl. Only because I remember something about him having a daughter named Paris (dubious name indeed). Anyways, if the child with the red ball cap on is a girl, I’m surprised that she’s dressed more butch than her dad.

yes, children of the damned!

and gay wentie miller looks mixed to me.

and yes perhaps i shouldn’t make fun of kids. but i’m bored today.

I say, whatever. Kids make fun of us. It’s all good.

PS-Before the barrage of baby-defenders comes after me, that was tongue-in-cheek. Partially.

Gah! People are so sensitive today! Cant the hags have a good time anymore?

If you notice, those who are offended are just random people. They likely have ugly kids, were an ugly child themselves, or actually like Micheal Jackson.

yeah! fuck kids!

Those kids scare me. They so aren’t his. I doubt he’d want to have black children.

Those are the ugliest kids I’ve ever seen. Well, 2nd and 3rd ugliest behind “Michael” on General Hospital. I don’t care, not every baby or kid is cute.

so true mae. my mom (herself a whitey) is convinced that no white babies are born cute. having seen my fair share of cute ass newborn white kids, i disagree with her.

but some come out so pink and weird looking. like little mice.

Or naked mole rats. Cute and cuddly.

I’m not 100% positive, but I swear they were almost snow white blondes when they were young. These two sure look… homely.

i forwarded the pictures to my secretary… she’s white and has a half black kid. she was like “there’s is no way those kids have any black in them.”

she’s the authority. i believe her.

I can’t hate on them for the hair color changing. I used to have the prettiest blonde hair when I was little. My dad has black hair (well, now it’s gray and thinning) and my mom has dark brown. It was only a matter of time before my hair changed too. I was around 12 when it darkened up and now my real hair color is dark brown (although I only figure that out when it’s time to touch up my roots).

I and my siblings and my children are mix race. I encourage my family to mark the box on the questionairs-OTHER: human

I can’t really say what these children’s race is based on these pictures even with my glasses on.

All children are beautiful.

That’s what makes me the favorite grandma. Yes, I am slightly competitive too.

You know what kid really used to freak me out? The one that was in Pet Cemetary. That kids was creeee peeeee.

Um, they’re no biologically his, trust me. As a black woman, you can tell. They would at least look “hispanic” or even a bit “chaldean” if they had an ounce of black in them. Seriously, look at the hair people…just look at the hair. If you perform the “water test” and there is no reaction/curling…I would say it is highly probable they’re not Michael’s. He just stole them….wait I’m sorry, he “paid” for them.