If I don't have anything nice to say, I probably shouldn't say anything at all. So I suppose it would be best to keep quiet about these photos of Chloe Sevigny in Cannes. Actually I have lots of nice things to say. Individually all of her parts are doing well. Her hair is okay. Her face looks tan and beautiful. Her shirt is, well, pretty horrible, but can be overlooked. Her skirt is cute. Her shoes are whatever.

Somehow when it all comes together, though, something goes horribly awry. The whole package just isn't sitting well. The camera angle isn’t doing her any favors, either. Very few people can pull of lighter hair than they have skin; apparently Chloe Sevigny isn't one of them.

She and Jenna Malone are promoting their upcoming film Lying, which sounds interesting, but I’m not sure I have it in me to look at Chloe for long periods of time anymore.

I’d like to think that this new distaste for Ms. Sevigny has nothing to do with Vincent Gallo’s genitalia, but just thinking about her interaction with said genitals has me feeling a bit queasy. To make matters worse, she is totally giving me the eye in that picture. Great, now I’m going to start having the nightmares again.

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