This year is going to be racially charged. I can feel it.

I took my black girfriend to the beach one time and she did the same thing….except all over her body. I kept saying you have to rub it in, she said no ya dont. And she didnt! It was funny as hell. Everyone kept staring.

Maybe they should make tinted sunscreen for black people.

Or you could just get the spray type. Or the fast absorb type. Or the paba-free type. Not sure about the last one, but I think that paba is the culperate.

Although I think she is putting on zinc or whatever. You know, it was big in the 80s. Bright pink on the nose? Anyone, anyone? Bueller?

She's not acting as a lifeguard so I'm pretty sure it's not zinc. Only buff lifeguards named Chip wore that stuff.

Maybe she just ate a jelly donught. Those things are covered in powdered sugar. I look similar to this, only I'm so pale all the powdered sugar just sort of blends in.

I happen to love the new Al Jolson look.

…although I'm not quite sure if Al would have suited a little red bikini as well as Naomi does …but then again…

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

She looks just like a "blackface" actor from the twenties. How anti-PC of her.

She's a nigra

Oh, that yo is so clevah.

Billy, yeah. I'd walk a million miles for one of her smiles.

She looks like Gumby.

She's using a Shiseido sun block stick not zinc. They do come tinted but I don't know how dark. Their sun protection products are great, they make a spf 55 I can use on my face without it causing breakouts.