THAT TIE IS WICKED.

Looks like you're getting a taste of your own medicine. *snicker*

Was the employee with them when they were getting this so called, "fresh air"? Could, "fresh air", be a term for, "blow job", and the, "snickering", because it was all ready out of his pants? And they needed the, "wine", at the table for after? Maybe this, "fresh air", was a joint? Page six must be smoking way to much, "fresh air".

If he had to have an employee "help" him, and he was drunk, I'm guess he threw up off the balcony.

To translate loosely:

Bill Murray and a female person were consuming wine at a restaurant. At one point they briefly left the interior of the restaurant. They inhaled oxygen and nitrogen, then expelled carbon dioxide. They then requested another glass of wine, and subsequently re-entered the premises.

Scandal!
Methinks it's been a slow day at Page Six.

Poor Bill Murray, he's probably getting annoying emails from peeps, like "is everything OK, what happened?". And he's all "what the?".

Sounds like a boot and rally with a hooker. Oh, that Murry, always the jokester.

"That" is "very" "confusing", "Cord." "Maybe" "someone" can "explain" that "quotation marks" should be "before" and "after" directly "quoted" material and "words" of "dialogue."

Or in other words, explain what the hell it is you are referencing.

he was smoking a joint. he's a big pot head.

Yeah, if he vomited off the balcony, chances are slim they'd continue serving him wine.

He passed some "gas". He had to hold it in until he got out to the balcony, and the waddling through the restaurant made other patrons "snicker".

Or they all "snickered" because:
On his way to the balconey,he may or may not have made humorous noises resembling some one passing "gas", because he is such a cut up.

Just guessing.

not that there is anything wrong with that!

Ok right-I'll get right to it…

"fresh air" means "blowjob" why? because if they meant he went out for a "spilff/toke/weed"; they would've said "funny cigarette" or "smoke"

"Lady Friend" means a "tranny" why? because if they ACTUALLY meant A friend who is a lady; well, they wouldn't put it in inverted commas would they?

And…

“Bill had to have a hotel employee help them outside to the balcony.” erm, I think, maybe the person told them to stop OR joined in??

Right, huh?

I think queencrone wins but maybe they were actually, "snickering", because he shat himself. Not sure why he would just back to sit and have wine instead of changing his pants?

IT'S IN RESPONSE TO THIS BLIND ITEM POSTED THE OTHER DAY:
Which acting legend in a current release once offered a national beauty queen a vial of cocaine during a daytime golf round? While the lady declined, he seemed not to realize his coke had been clogged with moisture and sticky globs fell out of his schnoz the rest of the afternoon.

Lacey, that's Jack Nicholson-I'm sure, I read about it somewhere, I swear…

I don't think a response to that makes sense. Bill Murray's not in a movie that's currently out.

I agree boo hoo. 'Cause what current release would Bill currently be in? Currently?

Apparently Smissy and I currently agree.

Maybe, "current release", includes community service ads against drunk golf cart driving in foreign countries?

I immediately thought farting. I think "fresh air" gives it away.

They mentioned the previous drunkeness and that he was sipping wine, and ordered more wine - fresh air = puking. Drunks always go outside for "fresh air" because it either helps the nausea subside, or you have a convenient forum for barfing.

He was escorted because he was so drunk. They would have totally served him more. He's a star and he just puked up like 5 glasses of wine. They could easily give him another, if only to get the bad taste out of his mouth.

"Lady friend" totally means hooker. A hooker who may or may not be a tranny.

PS Queen, I wrote you and James in the stupid NKOTB thread! :)

I think you got it, Lisa. I also like that the hooker might have a twist of tranny.

Urgh. Lacey is confusing us. We KNOW it's Murray-nooo-w we need to see what he was actually doing?? Hey, I still stand by my prognosis-but Lisa-if he was just drunk it wouldn't be such a big deal, would it?

I don't think it actually is a big deal. I think Page Six is trying to make it a big deal, with their suggestive quotations and allusions to "snickering."

you don't think "fresh air" and "lady friend" are big deals janice?! obviously you're mistaken.

Being drunk, maybe not, being drunk, making a scene so other snicker and then you puke off a balcony? Not really either, since he isn't a teeny bopper. Maybe Janice is right and they are trying to "make" it a "big deal," with all the "suggestive" "quotations"?

Bill Murray was puking up wine whilst out with a hooker. What? Ain't no thang. Sounds like a quiet Thursday night.

Aint no thing but a chicken wing. Does anybody still use that phrase? Does anyone still have sex with Bill Murray? I mean, without being a paid, "lady friend"?

Heh, heh, heh…Which Doobie You Be?

^^^Big deal theory….

That's a poss…

Thanks EsquaredMom! I just now went back and read. :-) See, if we can't get the recent comments back, we'll make due!

"lady friend" was a tranny hooker.

I think he barfed a lil.