You Can Thank Us Later, Meg
Now that Megan Fox is single, you can be sure there are plenty of lonely men lining up at her door to have intelligent discussions about politics and global warming. Sadly, however, she is sure to be off the market in the very near future — a break-up isn't a break-up without some sort of rebound relationship, and we've got the perfect rundown of Hollywood men for Megan to consider.
The Good: Robert Buckley, one of the prettiest men in show business, would be the perfect new boyfriend for Miss Fox. Both thespians are still starting out in Hollywood, which means one would not necessarily feel inferior to the other — and really, they would make some very beautiful children.
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I think she should go for some sweet Schrute lovin'. I'd pick Dwight over any of those suggestions, sorry
I bet Megan could make Shia break down in tears with a look. I get the sense he is pretty spineless. Plus, don't that kind of hate each other?
If she really wants to get press for dating someone, she should hook up with TV's Fish, Mr. Abe Vigoda.
I wonder what would happen if she made a movie with Brad Pitt?
The circle of karma would be complete, janice.
With all this news of Adnan back in Britney's life, I was wondering what happened to Sam, he just like totally disappeared.
I think I'm the only one in the world who thinks she's weird looking….But I think she's weird looking. She reminds me a little of a tranny. No one needs an entire MAC store splattered on their face. It's all very Rupaul-esque.
I guess that comment really should of been left on the "Secret Thread".
Wandell, you make a solid point. If someone would spray her down with a pressure washer to get off all that MAC and spray tan, she'd be much better looking. However, I'm not sure the ecosystem could reabsorb that many chemicals at once.
She's pretty but a little harsh looking too. She does look a bit like Angelina 2.0 to me.
Ok, so, I have ANOTHER megan fox confession… Has anyone seen the movie Jawbreaker? Cause, I'm sure that she, like Marcie, refers to herself as "foxy" or something. IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!!!!!!!!
This is a serious problem. I'm going to find a psychologist. I'm sure I will be able to find a good one on google.
I think Megs should really hold out.
There will be another night. She really can afford to hold out for a better pick.
The girls are going for a bite to eat. Sometimes it happens like that.
Go out with the girls, get a bite to eat, have some great laughs. Mr. Right isn't in at the moment.
No Big Deal.
"Friends don't let friends go home with Shia LaBeouf."
It's on my bumpersticker. It's in my heart.
Ha! I could have used that bumper sticker back in college. Oh well. Guess you have to kiss a few Shias to find your true BALE :-)