You Can Thank Us Later, Meg
The Ugly: Our personal choice for Megan's new boyfriend is the adorable and romantic Sam Lutfi, who would whisper sweet nothings such as "I want to piss on your mother's grave." We get butterflies just thinking about it. But really, how perfect would that be? Megan keeps her name in the press, Sam regains his "celebrity" status, and maybe the two of them would wander off into obscurity somewhere, never to be heard from again.
Well, we can dream.
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I think she should go for some sweet Schrute lovin'. I'd pick Dwight over any of those suggestions, sorry
I bet Megan could make Shia break down in tears with a look. I get the sense he is pretty spineless. Plus, don't that kind of hate each other?
If she really wants to get press for dating someone, she should hook up with TV's Fish, Mr. Abe Vigoda.
I wonder what would happen if she made a movie with Brad Pitt?
The circle of karma would be complete, janice.
With all this news of Adnan back in Britney's life, I was wondering what happened to Sam, he just like totally disappeared.
I think I'm the only one in the world who thinks she's weird looking….But I think she's weird looking. She reminds me a little of a tranny. No one needs an entire MAC store splattered on their face. It's all very Rupaul-esque.
I guess that comment really should of been left on the "Secret Thread".
Wandell, you make a solid point. If someone would spray her down with a pressure washer to get off all that MAC and spray tan, she'd be much better looking. However, I'm not sure the ecosystem could reabsorb that many chemicals at once.
She's pretty but a little harsh looking too. She does look a bit like Angelina 2.0 to me.
Ok, so, I have ANOTHER megan fox confession… Has anyone seen the movie Jawbreaker? Cause, I'm sure that she, like Marcie, refers to herself as "foxy" or something. IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!!!!!!!!
This is a serious problem. I'm going to find a psychologist. I'm sure I will be able to find a good one on google.
I think Megs should really hold out.
There will be another night. She really can afford to hold out for a better pick.
The girls are going for a bite to eat. Sometimes it happens like that.
Go out with the girls, get a bite to eat, have some great laughs. Mr. Right isn't in at the moment.
No Big Deal.
"Friends don't let friends go home with Shia LaBeouf."
It's on my bumpersticker. It's in my heart.
Ha! I could have used that bumper sticker back in college. Oh well. Guess you have to kiss a few Shias to find your true BALE :-)
Hi Be A!! :)
Is Sam Lufti one of the Britney boyfriends? How do I know about him?
Plus I thought she was still technically dating David Silver.
Oh… I accidentally did a search and then forgot about it… and though this was a new post.
Sad. That means Be A isn't back either. I feel dumb.