That doesn't sound like blaming the paparazzo. He did acknowledge the guy was just doing his job. Of course he could have named him and thanked him or something, but still it doesn't sound like he's "hopping mad" (TMZ) either.

I'm willing to bet he was just stopped at a red light and his motorcycle was too big for him and he toppled over…. Because he was inebriated.

Or so, that's what I would like to believe.

Sar, the other stories I've seen (I can't get to TMZ to see if this one does) actually says Keith feels the accident was caused by photographer pursuit.

Cuz it couldn't possibly be Keith's inability to drive a motorcycle.

He shouldn't be out there without his training wheels.

That link should have NSBF warning next to it (Not Safe Before Breakfast). Without my two Weetabix, looking at that picture did my constitution, no good, no good at all.

*NSBB*

Geez, lady. I mean, really?

Here's the part of his statement that blames the paparazzi:

Keith Urban crashed his motorcycle while trying to avoid a paparazzo in Sydney. The country crooner escaped uninjured and has released the following statement:

“Today’s incident was the result of one person’s desire to do his job and my desire to maintain my privacy. Some have already attempted to inflate the facts, but the reality is this; while out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me, I felt myself being pursued.

I sped up, and in an effort to elude an oncoming car which was making an illegal u-turn, saw no choice but to drop my bike. In actual fact, my pursuer came to my assistance, without taking photos, and helped me from the road. I returned home, got my car, and continued on my way.”

Although if the photographer was making an illegal u-turn in front of an oncoming vehicle, he would legally be at fault.

Hey while we're on topic, does anyone know what LSFW stands for? I do get that it means like, mildly unsafe for work.

I'll take your word for it Kitchy - it just didn't seem like the headline went with the story at first.

Loosely safe for work? I have no idea.

For the record, I think Diana's driver being beyond legally drunk had a lot more to do with her death than a bunch of photographers. But that's just me.

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Uhoh. Juju's about to post a big long post on German hippies and alternative medicine.

All I said was that I thought LSFW meant, Lazy Sluts For Welding. I didn't realize they were a big audience here. I sincerely apologize to all the lazy slut welders.

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Loose Skanky French Whores

Leather skinned facetious weightlifters

I would like a membership to Mae's club.

juju, you just named every wrestler in the WWE.

Memberships are free! good and plenty.

Good and Plenty will be my slut name.

Its a good slut name.

Kitchy is my slut name.

cooter is my slut name!

Don't change your cooter to try to please me. Your cooter's never let me down before.

Thank you for being a Cooter
Traveled down the Coot and back again.

Oh no! Its not Cooter-oke day again is it!

You are all wrong, I looked it up in the dictionary. It's Lohan Spears Fark Wankers. But thanks for your help.

I should never have dropped out of Kindergarten.

Oh Cooter
It's bigger
it's bigger than you
And you are not cooter

Oh no I've said too much

"Traveled down the Coot and back again."
thats an image i didnt need.

I've been waiting for a cooter like you. To come in to my life.

Pink pink pink pink
Pink Cooter

And if you threw a cooter
Invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest cooter is from me…

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
(fark fark fark fark!)
You're cooter's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA

And a card attached would say, thank you for being a cooter.

ZBORNAK!

Just a small town coot, livin' in a lonely world
She fark the midnight train goin' anyfark
Just a city fark, born and raised in coot Detroit
He took the midget train goin' anyfark

A cooter in a smokey room
A smell of coot and cheap farkfume
For a fark they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Cooters waiting, up and down the boulefark
Their cooters searching in the night
Streetlights people, living just to fark emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the fark

Farking hard to get my fill,
every midget wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice,
just one more fark
Some will win, some will coot
Some were born to fark the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights cooter

That was beautiful.

My only reply is
so now I come to you with open, oh no, that's just all messed up.

That would be rad

I can feel it farking in the air tonight, oh coot
I've been waiting for this midget, all my life, oh coot
Cooter you feel it farking in the air tonight, oh coot, oh coot

BeA - will have fernando stuck in my head for the rest of my life… thanks.

Everytime I hear that song I want to Flamenco. Not that I hear it very much, if ever. But on the occasion it does come on.

Be A if we were out drunken cooteraoke-ing, I'd totally hit on you right now.

Awwwwww sar! Love it.

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