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Us Weekly – really them more than us – is running an unnecessary story revealing when Britney Spears lost her virginity. We won't tell you the exact age, but according to the tabloid she was older than seven and younger than 16 when her innocence was premaritally taken. The young man hampered with the guilt? A boy named Reg. (We're assuming that's a soft "g" sound.)

The article goes on to tell the reader which of Spears' uncles are homeless. The more you know…


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Nov 20, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 26 Responses
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  • Comments (26)

    No. 1 maria says:

    Which uncle is a hobo? The suspens is killing me! (IMHO, Disney has made zombies of us all)

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 10:46 am
    No. 2 sadas says:

    oh come on, i love the BS trainwreck more than anyone but this is disgusting. she's a grown woman and its nobodys business when she lost her virginity. of course she had to lie and say she was waiting for marraige thats what she was made to say. sad about the mental problems in her family, it explains everything.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 11:08 am
    No. 3 playla says:

    Which uncle is Reg?

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 11:19 am
    No. 4 Kitchy says:

    Actually no one made her say she was waiting. Her managers and mother encouraged her to simply not address it at all. Britney insisted on portraying the virgin image and repeating it incessantly to compete with Jessica Simpson at that time.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 11:43 am
    No. 5 parissucksliterally says:

    I agree sadas.
    this is gross.
    but more gross, anyone losing their virginity at 14.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 11:50 am
    No. 6 sadas says:

    ill!!! "which uncle is reg", thats great!

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    No. 7 sadas says:

    was brit brit out before jessica? i have this feeling she was out for a year or so before her?

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    No. 8 Kitchy says:

    She was. But it wasn't until Jessica Simpson publicized her virgin routine that Britney started talking about her own in every possible interview.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    Poor Justin. She probably told him he was her first.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    No. 10 sadas says:

    of course, the blonder, bigger boobied girl came out and you gotta compete.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    No. 11 lovelee says:

    My mom told me if I can't say good about a person then I shouldn't say anything at all. So there BS I can't find any good….oh wait a minute she loves her animals more than her kids.

    Is that a good thing? mmm

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    No. 12 Mammoth says:

    "I'm not a girl . . . not yet a trainwreck"

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    No. 13 jujubees says:

    She's more like a shipwreck. Or something along the lines of the, Hindenburg.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    No. 14 Cait says:

    I was thinking more like the Titanic…destroyed through her own design.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    And Leo is her career and family. They are just begging her not to let go and she is just determined to dump their whiny asses in the ocean.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    No. 16 admittedlyaddicted says:

    Cait you're so deep, I can't even look up to you. :) haha…

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    No. 17 Cait says:

    Au contraire, Juju took it to the next level. Me, I'm too short for people to look up to me.

    Just sayin'.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    No. 18 lovelee says:

    Cait I loved the metaphor. I can just see the wreck.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    No. 19 james_boston says:

    work it cait! though personally, i think brit brit is more like the result of the hindenberg crashing into the titanic on september 11.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    She's 3 disasters in one greasy human.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    No. 21 ginnipher says:

    i always thought of her more of an exxon valdez kinda gal- one huge greasy oil leak slowly destroying itself and everything else it comes into contact with.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    No. 22 Cate says:

    I'm glad this is coming out now, if only to show the pompous Justin Timberlake that he was nothing to Spears but a small speckle. It's also been said that their break up an all that "Cry me a river" song bull **** was a P R boost for both of their careers mainly his. I wouldn't doubt that for a second.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    No. 23 Cate says:

    If anyone remembers, It's not like there was ever any reason, just that Justin hinted that she cheated ON him. Brit's own mom said that their whole breakup was PR..
    They were both so young, it wasn't like they were going to get married– well certainly not Justin.. It would have destroyed plans for his solo career.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 7:57 pm
    No. 24 jujubees says:

    He wants to see you naked, by the end of this song.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    No. 25 mollygrim says:

    Every celebrity blog is finds it funny to make fun of Britney's misfortune. Its ironic that the alternatiave press is actually mimicing the opinion of the mainstream.
    Easy to calll her a whore and blame her for her mental illness. Be objective people!

    And Mollygood, your pretensious use of lexicons doesn't fool me one bit. Youre writing is reads as labouriously and stiff as if one was trampling through mud. Youre bitterness can not be hidden behind big words. You use them incorrectly anyway!

    Posted: Nov 23, 2007 at 12:16 am
    No. 26 evil twin says:

    Ok, that's where I draw the line. Cord may be pretentious, pompous, etc., but he does use those five dollar words CORRECTLY. So there.

    Posted: Nov 23, 2007 at 8:27 am
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