'Us' Interrupts Celebrity Prayers for You

Nothing's Sacred

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Us magazine, which loves celebrities like Ike loved Tina, has a new photo gallery in which it lists its favorite religious stars. Go there to see a "pious" Mischa Barton exiting a Catholic church one week after she was arrested for DUI.

Stars: They're just like us, using religion as a crutch when life gets a little bit scary.

Aug 1, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses

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Tagged: Mischa Barton, Religion, Tabloids, Us

Comments (6)

No. 1 deimos says:

i love you for the last sentence of this post cord. i shall have a drink in your honor tonight.

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 9:03 am

No. 2 taylor says:

I love you for that last sentence, too. The best, oh, and so true.

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 9:05 am

No. 3 sar says:

Holy good night. The scary picture of Madonna was real. My money is on that string-thingy facelift.

And I hate to criticize the kids - but why would she let her daughter dress up like this Rainbow Brite doll named Moonbeam I had as a kid.

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 10:13 am

No. 4 Keeblerkahn says:

Miley says: "Jesus rocks! I sing, act and dance for Jesus! I do everything for Jesus."

So you leak Lolita photos of yourself online for Jesus? Just because you slipped to cover of the Bible over Life and Times of Tila Tequila vol. 4, that doesn't make it gospel.

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 11:12 am

No. 5 cooter says:

Yeah, " I bend over and show my ass for Jesus" just doesnt have the same ring to it.

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 12:00 pm

No. 6 sar says:

There's no way she has volume 4 yet. It isn't even available online.

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 5:02 pm