What's the saying, "You can take the chesty Long Islander out of the club scene…"? Well, it's something along those lines, and it makes sense when you see Lindsay Lohan taking a break from "serious rehabilitation" to go to a tanning salon. Addiction's a "Beaches"!
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What will happen when she goes to jail and finds out you don't get to leave to shop, tan, or, exercise?
And that sub-300 thread-count sheets give you nasty scratches on your face.
By "exercise" do you mean SNORTING lines and DRIVING into telephone poles? I don't think my namesake would last 5 mins on an elliptical-
no, by exercise we mean chasing after girls your pissed at…
and dating skeezy guys…
Isn't this place supposed to be a tough rehab? WTF?
this IS tough Cait. They only let you tan once a day. Hellooooo.
Is that seriously her? What the hell? Do young women celebrities not know the alternate meaning of "lay low?"
Delusional wenches are taking over Hollywood…and they're not even doing it in the name of a made-up religion.
seems to me for the $30 grand they could easily have tanning beds in-house. Why does anyone need a tanning bed anyway in the middle of August?
Lindsay prefers the spray-ons for her photo-ops.
Maybe the rehab is working? I don't see any peace fingers. That must be the first step, stop using the peace sign.
It seems that she is developing a new addicition ala Britney for short unflattering dresses.
She's just replacing one addiction for another. She just doesn't see those short dresses are just a hop, skip, and, jump to crazy town.
She's already in the door with that car chase but she may have a chance to still make it out. If she starts wearing ugly boots we'll know she's totally gone.
Oh! Jujubees thanks for reminding me! I'm due to replace one of my addictions with another. Wow, it seems like only yesterday I picked up the "new" addictions I have grown to cherish. Aw.