have fun and be safe cord. drink some whiskey for the hags! oh yeah, bring me a shot glass.

Have a Guiness on me. I mean, not ON me. Just on me.

Yes! I can't wait until you come back and I can make a tacky and trite joke when someone asks you how you found Ireland.
IT'S EASY! The plane just brings you right there!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA.
Oops! I couldn't hold it in.
PS
When you come back, bring me a new Irish song. Yes, I noticed.

Don't get lost rambling around the moors looking for Kathy.

Have fun, and take lots of pictures! (I'm so jealous right now.)

We'll miss you Cord…really.

No we wont Whitney, I was just trying to be nice. What? He can see this?

May the road rise to meet you! Remember, never call it a "black and tan"!!! It is called a "half and half". It's considered highly offensive by many.

Also, stay the hell out of Temple Bar. It's nothing but American tourists around there. Go to the Dublin museum or better yet, out of county Dublin all together. The Ring of Kerry and the Dingle Peninsula are amazing, so is the Giants Causeway. Have fun! Eat well and drink well.

Whitney, she's looking for a Commie. Will we still have them and a really good time is around 5 pm'ish.

Dublin is one of the cleanest places on earth. Test out the astro-turf mountain while you're there for a little downhill skiing! And be prepared to eat some of the best dairy products on the planet.

Godspeed.

I don't think Cord eats dairy or animals. Sucks too because the lamb is to die for.

Good timing, the film festival starts tonight and runs for the next couple weeks, so there may be the odd celeb about. I'm a volunteer so I'll be at a gala screening of There Will Be Blood tomorrow, attended by Daniel Day Lewis and Paul Thomas Anderson!

And be sure to head to the Turk's Head (near Temple Bar), it's got the cheapest pints at 3.50 for a Foster's (everywhere else it's around 5 euros), good live music and Gaudi-esque decor.

And check out Trinity College Dublin (my current university), it's beautiful and has so much history (founded by Elizabeth I). Just don't be roped into visiting the Book of Kells there, it's a rip-off.

I wonder if Cord will come back with an accent.

Have fun Cord!!

Whitney, you're the best.

I want to goto Ireland and open up a pub, except I would drink all of the booze up myself. I love me some whiskey and Guiness.

Yay, the Commies™ will go on. Just like Celine Dion and Joan Rivers face.

I would like to go to mae's pub and drink all her liquor with her. We'll have such fun boozing it up and reading the Commies™

Absolutely, juju. Free drinks for the hags!

I heard that. Can I come? (I will tip the bartender very good.)

Hell yes, all hags are welcome.

Chelsea however, is not. I fear she would scream constantly when conversating and not make much sense. Plus, she would probably just sneak off into the bathroom to vomit up the booze.

Can Whitney do no wrong? Where has she been all our lives?

Let me get this right . I'm will not be invited to a fantasy bar to have a fantasy drink.Well heres one for you all. I'm opening a real club right around June here in San Jose Costa Rica
and everyone will be invited even mae.Believe it or not.

Wait, no one else commented about Whitney's new pink box? Come on, she has a pink box now! No? Nothing?